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[teknight]

do you have an alert set up so that every time i post it gives you a prostrate massage letting you know i just posted?

If I say yes, will you post more?

 

[blade_rocknut]

Dunno, don't care.



Nowhere in that story is it said that you're good at oral (other than your own bragging). You said she was screaming, almost tore your neck off, and asked you where you learned to eat pussy like that. That could easily mean she hated it, wanted to kill you, and wanted to know where you picked up such horrible skills.
If you're gonna blow your own horn, man, do a better job of it. Sheesh.

Might've gotten her vch piercing caught in the gap in his teeth....

 

[teknight]

Might've gotten her vch piercing caught in the gap in his teeth....

Her Vancouver Coastal Health? (what? it came up on google!)
What are you trying to say about his gap?

 

[JessiePi]

Might've gotten her vch piercing caught in the gap in his teeth....

LMFAO!

 

[Onoz]

Nowhere in that story is it said that you're good at oral (other than your own bragging). You said she was screaming, almost tore your neck off, and asked you where you learned to eat pussy like that. That could easily mean she hated it, wanted to kill you, and wanted to know where you picked up such horrible skills.
If you're gonna blow your own horn, man, do a better job of it. Sheesh.

Might've gotten her vch piercing caught in the gap in his teeth....

Ahahahaha, you guys are too funny!

 

[blade_rocknut]

LMFAO!

JP knew what a vch was....

 

[JessiePi]

JP knew what a vch was....

Of course! Although, Thats one place I have never been pierced.

 

[teknight]

Of course! Although, Thats one place I have never been pierced.

OK.
What are the other ones? And, just post pics. It's easier that way.

 

[DeluxAuto]

If I say yes, will you post more?

no.

maybe.

ewwwww.

Might've gotten her vch piercing caught in the gap in his teeth....

ladies love the gap. it's like a drive through car wash for the clit.

 

[teknight]

no.

maybe.

ewwwww.



ladies love the gap. it's like a drive through car wash for the clit.

Then, no.


A drive through clit wash? That might be a golden business plan.

 

[teknight]

Then, no.


A drive through clit wash? That might be a golden business plan.

Dude, you do realize that using the smiley doesn't make you ?

 

[DeluxAuto]

Then, no.


A drive through clit wash? That might be a golden business plan.

all my business plans are golden. well, except for the "mobile golden shower" idea.

Dude, you do realize that using the smiley doesn't make you ?

 

[teknight]

all my business plans are golden. well, except for the "mobile golden shower" idea.

If it's mobile, it would get kinda messy.

 

[DeluxAuto]

If it's mobile, it would get kinda messy.

i know, right? hence why i thought it would work, them being freaks and all.

 

[teknight]

i know, right? hence why i thought it would work, them being freaks and all.

But, even freaks wanna get value for their money...err...bang for their buck. So, all you need, really is a more focused (revenue) stream. un

 

[blade_rocknut]

Of course! Although, Thats one place I have never been pierced.

Trixie wants one....but is to chicken to do it alone; her best girlfriend sez hell no!

 

[teknight]

Trixie wants one....but is to chicken to do it alone; her best girlfriend sez hell no!

Anxiety, you say?
Psychology to the rescue. All you need to do is gradually desensitize her (NOT her clit!!) by presenting first illustrations, then pictures, then actual pch'd vaginas (that could be hella fun ) and then, bang, done. Or, done, then bang. Your call.

It's aversion therapy, plain and simple.

You're welcome.

 

[DeluxAuto]

But, even freaks wanna get value for their money...err...bang for their buck. So, all you need, really is a more focused (revenue) stream. un

my stream is strong. especially after a day of drinking a jerking off to dm's butthole.

 

[teknight]

my stream is strong. especially after a day of drinking a jerking off to dm's butthole.

Drinking a jerking off to dm's butthole. Are you talking about that common porn practice, ass-to-other-girl's (or guy's) mouth (A2OGM)?! Kinky, dawg. But if it floats your boat on the Yellow Sea, who am I to judge?

 

[DeluxAuto]

Drinking a jerking off to dm's butthole. Are you talking about that common porn practice, ass-to-other-girl's (or guy's) mouth (A2OGM)?! Kinky, dawg. But if it floats your boat on the Yellow Sea, who am I to judge?

lol. wut?

 

[DeluxAuto]

you need to have sigs on to appreciate the atrocity that is this post.


http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=37179582&postcount=6993

 

[teknight]

you need to have sigs on to appreciate the atrocity that is this post.


http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=37179582&postcount=6993

You want us to look at your sig, and are using your girlfriend xxjessicaxx as a tool towards that end.

Also:
Catgirls is teh sexy.

 

[DeluxAuto]

You want us to look at your sig, and are using your girlfriend xxjessicaxx as a tool towards that end.

Also:
Catgirls is teh sexy.

prostrate massage!

 

[DeluxAuto]

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[teknight]

prostrate massage!

Hey. It feels good. Thanks!