thejabber27
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Can I just have turkey with gravy? You keep the fancy stuff?
NOT QUITE LOUD ENOUGH....GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY.
It's maple gravy but sure, want some dirty rice and braised beef short ribs as well?
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Can I just have turkey with gravy? You keep the fancy stuff?
NOT QUITE LOUD ENOUGH....GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY.
Wow Corbs. You even have guys cooking you awesome dinners. How do I get hot chicks to do that sorta thing for ME??
Teach me oh Mistress of the Force.
No, i just got stuck with a 5lb turkey today, I need to fatten up someone, and corbal is already here. XD
I've got a sick one tonight
OMG....gimme the strength to be a good mother until she passes out again....
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Can I just have turkey with gravy? You keep the fancy stuff?
NOT QUITE LOUD ENOUGH....GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY.
So, it wasn't FOR me? Pfffft.......I'm hurt!No, i just got stuck with a 5lb turkey today, I need to fatten up someone, and corbal is already here. XD
Were they made for me, or, am I getting leftovers? Huh?It's maple gravy but sure, want some dirty rice and braised beef short ribs as well?

You got bewbs? You'll need a pair.....Wow Corbs. You even have guys cooking you awesome dinners. How do I get hot chicks to do that sorta thing for ME??
Teach me oh Mistress of the Force.![]()
Elloooooooooooooo! How's Sun, tonight?
Way overrated...and totally sucky!I'm ready for summer to get here......this weather, back and forth from cold to hot does nothing helpful.
Cause it's yucky.![]()

Hey Ive! How's mah girl? I've missed-ed-ded you!
Dude...........you left me hanging!!!!!!!!!!!!![]()
So, it wasn't FOR me? Pfffft.......I'm hurt!
Were they made for me, or, am I getting leftovers? Huh?
You got bewbs? You'll need a pair.....![]()
Made for you. XD Always give the customer fresh goods.
You got bewbs? You'll need a pair.....![]()
Yes.Sending strength your way, Momma.............
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It's what we live for, right? Our very breath.......![]()
Way overrated...and totally sucky!I'm ready for summer to get here......this weather, back and forth from cold to hot does nothing helpful.
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Hmmmmm.........yes, then.So, it wasn't FOR me? Pfffft.......I'm hurt!
Were they made for me, or, am I getting leftovers? Huh?
Made for you. XD Always give the customer fresh goods.
Mkay.......how about a vag? You got one?Unfortunately...yes. Yes I do.![]()
About to read it, now......Yes.
It.Is.Mwah!!!!
(Did ya get the Polar Bear story....it's too fucking funny not to share, in a sick and twisted kinda way....)
Um.......I wasnt aware you had a season for that. I assumed it was all year round in Johnville.I'm with you there. Time for clothing-optional season already!![]()
Mkay.......how about a vag? You got one?
Hey Ive! How's mah girl? I've missed-ed-ded you!
Sorry! I'll send you a textie!
I'm good...just working lots this week 
Hmmmmm.........yes, then.
Mkay.......how about a vag? You got one?
About to read it, now......
Um.......I wasnt aware you had a season for that. I assumed it was all year round in Johnville.
Hmmmmm.........yes, then.
Mkay.......how about a vag? You got one?
About to read it, now......
Um.......I wasnt aware you had a season for that. I assumed it was all year round in Johnville.
I am not......it just helps to get super nice dinners.I have access to one. Btw are you saying all women are lesbians?

C'mere.....I missed-ed you too!I'm good...just working lots this week
however...i was brave enough to not wear gloves today...springggggggg*squeeze*
Its in the 70's here. It's good! Tators?/serves you some turkey.

When I made it that way! Whatcha gonna do?In my world year round, yeah, but how about everybody else's?
And when did this thread turn into "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom?"

I am not......it just helps to get super nice dinners.
C'mere.....Its in the 70's here.
It's good! Tators?
When I made it that way! Whatcha gonna do?![]()
I'm going to start giving these out....and guess what? You're the first to ever receive one! Bob, show Sand what's behind door number 1!
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I am not......it just helps to get super nice dinners.
C'mere.....Its in the 70's here.
It's good! Tators?
When I made it that way! Whatcha gonna do?![]()

Sounds like a good stoner movie.....twice baked. XD

Only on the spiked dog collars...Yay!
Where do I claim this? Also, does it give me discounts at Hot Topic?
Something cuter please.Post an animal picture
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I'm jewish, you know that adam sandler movie don't mess with the Zohan? Well we jews really do eat hummus with candy, and brush our teeth with it, and use it to put out fires. XD