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sunshinegirl05 said:
I got some Lindor Chocolate's on the way home tonight. LOL.

I have to make sure I get the jeans out of the dryer and shook out..............b/c they might wrinkle.............and he's worse than a teenage girl about his clothes. :rolleyes:
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Let the fucker hit start himself in the morning. :cool:
 
sandcannon said:
He's timeless and you know it.
Also, You're pretty, it could happen if you wanted it to.
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His balls are not timeless.....they're peanuts in a tubesock. Besides, I might be easy on the eyes but I say 'fuck' .....a lot. It makes me less attractive. That, and the ass scratching and finger sniffing............:eek::eek::eek::eek::D
Spamasutra said:
Oh noes... []===p see thats my lame attempt at a sock
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A gift.............for you. ;)

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Corbal said:
Fuck pot smokers..............I FUCKING LOVE THEM! Best bakers, ever!

Oh....it's --------------> F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.




:D
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hmmpfff

I may smoke my share of weed, but I am a gourmet chef. Through all my travels, I have picked up a lot of cooking techniques. Not to mention that I have a small library of cookbooks that I read for fun.
 
TheCarver said:
hmmpfff

I may smoke my share of weed, but I am a gourmet chef. Through all my travels, I have picked up a lot of cooking techniques. Not to mention that I have a small library of cookbooks that I read for fun.
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As a profession or in your kitchen? Oh....and I suck in the kitchen. Its a joke.....
 
Corbal said:
His balls are not timeless.....they're peanuts in a tubesock. Besides, I might be easy on the eyes but I say 'fuck' .....a lot. It makes me less attractive. That, and the ass scratching and finger sniffing............:eek::eek::eek::eek::D
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Meh, your fetish. and I dont mind you saying fuck a lot. In fact, I'd make you say fuck a lot. Just sayin'
 
Corbal said:
As a profession or in your kitchen? Oh....and I suck in the kitchen. Its a joke.....
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I was offered a restaraunt once some years ago. I turned it down because I didn't want to work those sort of hours. I was struggling through my first marriage. In hindsite, I probably should have done it. The place is rather small but fairly famous.
 
Corbal said:
OKAY! NO RAMEN IN THE MICROWAVE!

Geesh, boil the water in a teapot and pour it into a bowl. That way the noodles don't get all sticky and shit. Not good advice, K.
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What kind of college student has a feckin' teapot?
 
You're from the south! You cant suck in the kitchen!! You just havent practiced enough. Now make me a sammich!

=Corbal;36745162]As a profession or in your kitchen? Oh....and I suck in the kitchen. Its a joke.....[/QUOTE]
 
sandcannon said:
Meh, your fetish. and I dont mind you saying fuck a lot. In fact, I'd make you say fuck a lot. Just sayin'
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Are you threatening to triple my 'fuck' usage? Cuz dem' fighten werds....:D
sunshinegirl05 said:
hahahahahahahahahaha
I think someone else told me the same thing this morning.
You 2 must be sisters. :p
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I have a long lost sister......is she evil-er-er?
ChikieRoo said:
lies... make me something "cheffy"
is that why Sunny's sittin funnay?
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Nods* She's got a ray of sunshine crammed in her ass. :cool:
k_m_d_ said:
What kind of college student has a feckin' teapot?
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Fuck, I never went to college....you tell me.



Fried Bologna and mayonnaise?:eek:
Spamasutra said:
You're from the south! You cant suck in the kitchen!! You just havent practiced enough. Now make me a sammich!

=Corbal;36745162]As a profession or in your kitchen? Oh....and I suck in the kitchen. Its a joke.....
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[/QUOTE]
 
TheCarver said:
I was offered a restaraunt once some years ago. I turned it down because I didn't want to work those sort of hours. I was struggling through my first marriage. In hindsite, I probably should have done it. The place is rather small but fairly famous.
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I think.....my fourth marriage will rock. I just need to get through the first three....
 
Corbal said:
Are you threatening to triple my 'fuck' usage? Cuz dem' fighten werds....:D

I have a long lost sister......is she evil-er-er?

Nods* She's got a ray of sunshine crammed in her ass. :cool:

Fuck, I never went to college....you tell me.



Fried Bologna and mayonnaise?:eek:
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LOL


She says she's worse than you. :eek:


:p


:kiss: to you both
 
Corbal said:
:kiss:


I refuse to slap a polar bear........with ice claws. Now a declawed polar bear, I'd fuck it up. :cool:
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Yep, you southerners. Compared to us Canadians, you're weak.

You might as well be wearing a frilly dress and cooking me sex dinner.
 
k_m_d_ said:
Did it say U+Me=Us ? Because despite what dumbshit boy bands may say, that has nothing to do with calculus :rolleyes:.

I kind of hope it was Gabriel's Horn, the graph of y=1/x for x>1 rotated around the x-axis. It encloses a finite volume, yet has infinite surface area. So you could fill it with a finite amount of paint, but not actually paint it with a finite amount of pain.
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*Fist bump for KMD*
 
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