~This Thread HAS More Corbal~

[shadysmurfette]

Hey C

Lovely fuckrad AV!

Having a quiet afternoon you see

So hope your Saturday was sexy


Gawd that was bad.....

 

[shadysmurfette]

Hey BMF - I have been taking a little break from lit. Had some stupid drama - it's all good.

How's the club, bro?

Welcome back sir

Yessir!!! I'll be your hype man! Let me go get my clock necklace.

For the love of the higher deity NOOOOO!

 

[blade_rocknut]

Welcome back sir




For the love of the higher deity NOOOOO!

I thought Corby wuz sposta be bringing forth the redneckness in the voice thread last night? Thinking maybe I oughtta pick out some Rodney Carrington shit to read r sump'n......

 

[shadysmurfette]

I thought Corby wuz sposta be bringing forth the redneckness in the voice thread last night? Thinking maybe I oughtta pick out some Rodney Carrington shit to read r sump'n......

Hey Blade
So I had to google that character

Now that would BE HILARIOUS

 

[blade_rocknut]

Hey Blade
So I had to google that character

Now that would BE HILARIOUS

I'll do some more when I get mi casa to me self....

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Blows kissez

 

[DayMaker]

When do we get to hear more of that sexy southern voice?

 

[Vail_Indigo]

this thread makes stalking my two sexy preys (is that really the plural?) so easy

 

[DayMaker]

this thread makes stalking my two sexy preys (is that really the plural?) so easy

....I have NO idea what you're talking about...

 

[Vail_Indigo]

....I have NO idea what you're talking about...

whistling innocently...

Doo-Dee-Doo...


POUNCE!

 

[Corbal]

this thread makes stalking my two sexy preys (is that really the plural?) so easy

We created this thread to give you a false sense of lurker-isms....it worked.

When do we get to hear more of that sexy southern voice?

Soon....I'm makin some shit up.

Blows kissez

Catches kisses......slips em' in my front pocket....close to my heart.

I thought Corby wuz sposta be bringing forth the redneckness in the voice thread last night? Thinking maybe I oughtta pick out some Rodney Carrington shit to read r sump'n......

I'm gonna! I just need to put something genius together....

 

[Corbal]

Hey C
Lovely fuckrad AV! Having a quiet afternoon you see
So hope your Saturday was sexyGawd that was bad.....

My Saturday was, uh, eventful.

Man U wins another!Shots?

Fuck yeah!

Luvin the new AV, Miss Corbal! So beautiful <3

Ella!!!!! How's you sweets?

You missed my Friday motorboating, I'm sad now <---- See, sad Pen

I suck asses.....I'm soooooooo sorry! You have free reign for motorboat madness when you want!

 

[Vail_Indigo]

1. LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE your new AV
2. Someday you will have to let me play with your pictures in photoshop

 

[Corbal]

Yeah, but has anyone else taken a picture of your sna..., uh never mind
*shows self out*

Haha! Smart man...

And.. I giggled soo hard.. LOL

And......why am I not shocked?

Hey Corbs . I just got home and I love the new av. I still love those eyes. Definitely the best on Lit. I listened to your voice. I loved the poem. It's something I thought you would read. A little red neck Maybe but love your voice. I think I might have to record myself. We'll see. I don't really like my voice when I hear it.

Thanks H..... I'm cooking up something for that thread. I have a few fellows to get back...can't wait to hear you on there. Happy you stopped by, love.

 

[Corbal]

1. LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE your new AV
2. Someday you will have to let me play with your pictures in photoshop

PM me your email, I'll send em' your way!

 

[garbage can]

Hey Ms Corbal, I thought I'd stop by to drop off your Saturday night kiss.....

Also, thought I'd let you know my penis pump is working swell.

You ought to see this thing...............................

 

[Corbal]

Hey Ms Corbal, I thought I'd stop by to drop off your Saturday night kiss.....

Also, thought I'd let you know my penis pump is working swell.

You ought to see this thing...............................

Back in action, eh? Don't get a hernia standing up with that beast....

 

[blade_rocknut]

We created this thread to give you a false sense of lurker-isms....it worked.

Soon....I'm makin some shit up.

Catches kisses......slips em' in my front pocket....close to my heart.

I'm gonna! I just need to put something genius together....

You could just read the google map directions from your place to mine......THAT would be genius.....

 

[Corbal]

Okay.....so I have a serious question. This really is for the men but I want to hear from you ladies too.


Today I was at my boys Futsol game. There was a Dad who's daughter was playing keeper for the other team. (In indoor soccer they mix the sexes of the kids if there aren't enough teams)

Anyways, he was a Douche. Yelling and screaming, jumping her ass if she made a mistake, so on and so forth. Well, my old man started getting really pissy about the situation because he was the lucky fucker sitting next to the douchebag dad.

I told the old man to move but he put on his pig head and was like 'no, fuck that and fuck him.' sigh* Tis the reason we get along so well. I left it alone and just waited for the inevitable.

Sure enough moments later they are in a fuck you match. In eachothers face, the whole 9. Me, being me......and standing toe to toe with both of them got in between them and managed to get nailed. And when I say nailed.......nods* I got jawed.

Now, I know when you stand between two grown men you're asking for it. I was trying to calm the fuckers down and was the product of bad aim. I almost got them chilled but then it got flamed when he called me a cunt. Sigh* the white knight...... It ended there. But seriously, WTF?!?

Now, what I want to know is when you see these parents acting this way what do you do? Sit and be quiet? Speak up? How do you handle these situations? I noticed everyone rolling their eyes at him but no one said a word. People moved away....the guy was an asshat. But, you know how it ends with guys like that. There's only one way to shut them up......a foot in the mouth, right?

 

[DayMaker]

Okay.....so I have a serious question. This really is for the men but I want to hear from you ladies too.


Today I was at my boys Futsol game. There was a Dad who's daughter was playing keeper for the other team. (In indoor soccer they mix the sexes of the kids if there aren't enough teams)

Anyways, he was a Douche. Yelling and screaming, jumping her ass if she made a mistake, so on and so forth. Well, my old man started getting really pissy about the situation because he was the lucky fucker sitting next to the douchebag dad.

I told the old man to move but he put on his pig head and was like 'no, fuck that and fuck him.' sigh* Tis the reason we get along so well. I left it alone and just waited for the inevitable.

Sure enough moments later they are in a fuck you match. In eachothers face, the whole 9. Me, being me......and standing toe to toe with both of them got in between them and managed to get nailed. And when I say nailed.......nods* I got jawed.

Now, I know when you stand between two grown men you're asking for it. I was trying to calm the fuckers down and was the product of bad aim. I almost got them chilled but then it got flamed when he called me a cunt. Sigh* the white knight...... It ended there. But seriously, WTF?!?

Now, what I want to know is when you see these parents acting this way what do you do? Sit and be quiet? Speak up? How do you handle these situations? I noticed everyone rolling their eyes at him but no one said a word. People moved away....the guy was an asshat. But, you know how it ends with guys like that. There's only one way to shut them up......a foot in the mouth, right?

A foot to the mouth...or balls.

I HATE parents like that.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Okay.....so I have a serious question. This really is for the men but I want to hear from you ladies too.


Today I was at my boys Futsol game. There was a Dad who's daughter was playing keeper for the other team. (In indoor soccer they mix the sexes of the kids I'd there aren't enough teams)

Anyways, he was a Douche. Yelling and screaming, jumping her ass if she made a mistake, so on and so forth. Well, my old man started getting really pissy about the situation because he was the lucky fucker sitting next to the douchebag dad.

I told the old man to move but he put on his pig head and was like 'no, fuck that and fuck him.' sigh* Tis the reason we get along so well. I left it alone and just waited for the inevitable.

Sure enough moments later they are in a fuck you match. In eachothers face, the whole 9. Me, being me......and standing toe to toe with both of them got in between them and managed to get nailed. And when I say nailed.......nods* I got jawed.

Now, I know when you stand between two grown men you're asking for it. I was trying to calm the fuckers down and was the product of bad aim. I almost got them chilled but then it got flamed when he called me a cunt. Sigh* the white knight...... It ended there. But seriously, WTF?!?

Now, what I want to know is when you see these parents acting this way what do you do? Sit and be quiet? Speak up? How do you handle these situations? I noticed everyone rolling their eyes at him but no one said a word. People moved away....the guy was an asshat. But, you know how it ends with guys like that. There's only one way to shut them up......a foot in the mouth, right?

Duct tape and zip ties......


Seriously though....people like that aren't likely shut-up-able through reason and logic; although I doubt dropping to their level works, either. Damn shame you can't just knock the hell out of someone deserving of it without fear of them OWNING you in the civil courts; let alone charges. Tough break. We had an asshat like that at Monster Jam; chain smoking, cussing, generally being a dick.....Luckily he got too drunk and his buddies dragged him away about an hour in....

 

[shadysmurfette]

Okay.....so I have a serious question. This really is for the men but I want to hear from you ladies too.


Today I was at my boys Futsol game. There was a Dad who's daughter was playing keeper for the other team. (In indoor soccer they mix the sexes of the kids if there aren't enough teams)

Anyways, he was a Douche. Yelling and screaming, jumping her ass if she made a mistake, so on and so forth. Well, my old man started getting really pissy about the situation because he was the lucky fucker sitting next to the douchebag dad.

I told the old man to move but he put on his pig head and was like 'no, fuck that and fuck him.' sigh* Tis the reason we get along so well. I left it alone and just waited for the inevitable.

Sure enough moments later they are in a fuck you match. In eachothers face, the whole 9. Me, being me......and standing toe to toe with both of them got in between them and managed to get nailed. And when I say nailed.......nods* I got jawed.

Now, I know when you stand between two grown men you're asking for it. I was trying to calm the fuckers down and was the product of bad aim. I almost got them chilled but then it got flamed when he called me a cunt. Sigh* the white knight...... It ended there. But seriously, WTF?!?

Now, what I want to know is when you see these parents acting this way what do you do? Sit and be quiet? Speak up? How do you handle these situations? I noticed everyone rolling their eyes at him but no one said a word. People moved away....the guy was an asshat. But, you know how it ends with guys like that. There's only one way to shut them up......a foot in the mouth, right?

Hugs CORBS

Notices slight bruise

Gets peeved

Damn fuckers!!!

Breathes

I have been in somewhat similar situations. I am one of those that "rolls my eyes and move away while shaking my head". But, if I could I would take a tazer or pepperspray the asshole dads (not in front the kids of course)

 

[Corbal]

I'm fine! Lmao.....Srsly. Ive been hit harder by a woman....trust me. I've had my ass whipped on more than one occasion and this was bad aim and I got nicked good. But this guy....what an embarrassment. He got humbled today, I assure you. I just hate this situation. The more competitive the sports get the more I see it. It's disheartning. The poor kids have to deal with this their whole lives.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I'm fine! Lmao.....Srsly. Ive been hit harder by a woman....trust me. I've had my ass whipped on more than one occasion and this was bad aim and I got nicked good. But this guy....what an embarrassment. He got humbled today, I assure you. I just hate this situation. The more competitive the sports get the more I see it. It's disheartning. The poor kids have to deal with this their whole lives.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gxKStPXyn8

You need this....right fuckin' now!

 

[monsterrdude]

Okay.....so I have a serious question. This really is for the men but I want to hear from you ladies too.


Today I was at my boys Futsol game. There was a Dad who's daughter was playing keeper for the other team. (In indoor soccer they mix the sexes of the kids if there aren't enough teams)

Anyways, he was a Douche. Yelling and screaming, jumping her ass if she made a mistake, so on and so forth. Well, my old man started getting really pissy about the situation because he was the lucky fucker sitting next to the douchebag dad.

I told the old man to move but he put on his pig head and was like 'no, fuck that and fuck him.' sigh* Tis the reason we get along so well. I left it alone and just waited for the inevitable.

Sure enough moments later they are in a fuck you match. In eachothers face, the whole 9. Me, being me......and standing toe to toe with both of them got in between them and managed to get nailed. And when I say nailed.......nods* I got jawed.

Now, I know when you stand between two grown men you're asking for it. I was trying to calm the fuckers down and was the product of bad aim. I almost got them chilled but then it got flamed when he called me a cunt. Sigh* the white knight...... It ended there. But seriously, WTF?!?

Now, what I want to know is when you see these parents acting this way what do you do? Sit and be quiet? Speak up? How do you handle these situations? I noticed everyone rolling their eyes at him but no one said a word. People moved away....the guy was an asshat. But, you know how it ends with guys like that. There's only one way to shut them up......a foot in the mouth, right?

There's nothing you can do. When you argue with an idiot, no one can tell the difference, which is why most people move away from the situation. I had a similar situation just this past summer. I was coaching 1st base when the game ended with the head coaches of both teams standing on the pitcher's mound jawing each other. On the way by, I mentioned what a damn fine example they were setting for our boys. Luckily, they saw the light and had at least enough class to knock that stupid shit off. That's when you focus on the kids. Telling the little girl how well she played (even if it's a lie) can be a big help.

Having said all that, if my wife or (God help the poor bastard) my daughter was hit and called a cunt during a melee like this, I'd rip him the fuck apart. This isn't macho bullshit talking, I could go to town right now and get my ass whupped just as quickly as anyone else... unless you fuck with one of mine.