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Susurration said:
It certainly is ;).



It was along the lines of your taking peoples' breaths away with those thighs in boots, but I can't quite remember it now. I'm getting forgetful, I should have written it down.
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That sounds more like poetry than a joke.....or maybe my calves are jokeable.........:eek: :D
 
Corbal said:
That sounds more like poetry than a joke.....or maybe my calves are jokeable.........:eek: :D
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I'm much better at writing creative things than I am at telling jokes, but there was a punch line there somewhere, honest :eek:;).
 
Dewd, that's my Snuggie......yours is leopard print and fuzzy.........and my socks don't stink......they smell like vanilla bathed angels with hints of lilac........*plucks Cheetos from monster hands* these are trash sir.......they give you jelly belly.........*tosses a handful of grapes at OLTS, aka, shithead* Remind you of anything, rockstar? Whispers...." ..baby balls" with a sly wink*[/QUOTE]

View attachment 1050873 mmmmm :heart: snuggie :heart:....a handful of grapes? wtf am I gonna do with that besides throw em back, what do I have to do to get fed around here ?? Show a rib?? **sporting my new socks, feeling all kinds of fucktabulously delicious**.....I told you lil bits, keep my balls out of your fanny pack!!! yes they are collectable but you must earn them!
 
View attachment 1050873 mmmmm :heart: snuggie :heart:....a handful of grapes? wtf am I gonna do with that besides throw em back, what do I have to do to get fed around here ?? Show a rib?? **sporting my new socks, feeling all kinds of fucktabulously delicious**.....I told you lil bits, keep my balls out of your fanny pack!!! yes they are collectable but you must earn them!
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You have ribs, under all those Cheetos?!? To get fed, you have to play nice...........and let me slap you around a bit. Besides, I have your balls in a vice grip, in the freezer......want them back, you'll need to put on some rouge....:p
 
Corbal said:
My tits and ass are better devoured in the flesh.......

And those pics, aren't my ass! :p

Happy New Years, fucker......Huggles*
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not your ass? you found another woman with my named inked on her rear end? :confused:
 
Corbal said:
Six three in heels is.....um......special, indeed.....;)

And, gimme the joke......I just hope I get it! :D
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6'3 in heels???? Lol Corbs how am I ever gonna reach you to steal a kiss??? Saying im 5'3 us being generous!! And why isn't your tall sexy ass doing runway or something of the sort?!?!
 
JessiePi said:
6'3 in heels???? Lol Corbs how am I ever gonna reach you to steal a kiss??? Saying im 5'3 us being generous!! And why isn't your tall sexy ass doing runway or something of the sort?!?!
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Six feet without the heels! ;) And really, how many runway models play competitive soccer on the side, sports tattoos and refuses to be pampered in the name of beauty? It wasn't my thing......I did a bit of modeling in my late teens and very early twenties but it wasn't my thing. I like skaters too much......:)

*grabs chair for Jessi to climb on* :kiss::kiss:
 
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Corbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where you been all my life? You seen we are still top of the table? Have a good christmas? Hope you have something fun planned for new years too! xxx
 
Corbal said:
I'm the proud owner of an 11 year old female, red nose pit bull. She's an amazing animal, loving and a very special part of my family. She is also the best friend to my 6 pound, 8 year old Maltese. The idea of people using animals for the purpose of fighting is sick. Quite frankly, I believe, we should have spent the .40 cents for the bullet to put in his brain.
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You'll get no argument from these guys.
 
Ellafun said:
...and see, I have to live in Eagles territory and decide if

a) I want to watch this asshole on the field
b) I want to cheer for the other team

or what I usually do:

c) Watch the Flyers.
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Hey, you can never go wrong with hockey:) And was there ever a better movie than "Slap Shot?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zM6Na3cZz8&playnext=1&list=PL7936D6D40978204C&index=7

Happy New Year y'all. Be safe. Corbs, will you be able to drag yourself up at oh-dark-hundred Saturday for the Man U game?

John
 
Hello there, Corbal. My apologies for not being around in awhile.

I just wanted to stop by to say hi, and to wish you a happy new year if I don't talk to you before then. :)
 
zpitt27 said:
Hello there, Corbal. My apologies for not being around in awhile.

I just wanted to stop by to say hi, and to wish you a happy new year if I don't talk to you before then. :)
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Hiya, Zpitt! I'm glad you did. I was thinking about you today and was curious if all was well! HNY to you too, sweets. :kiss:

DayMaker said:
*skipping into the thread*

Just stoppin in to give ya some kisses, sweet thing!!!!

http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff390/DayMaker907/002-2-1.jpg

Here's to keeping the drinks comin ;)
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Drool*

http://picocool.com/images/uploads/img_1955.jpg

jre1962 said:
Hey, you can never go wrong with hockey:) And was there ever a better movie than "Slap Shot?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zM6Na3cZz8&playnext=1&list=PL7936D6D40978204C&index=7

Happy New Year y'all. Be safe. Corbs, will you be able to drag yourself up at oh-dark-hundred Saturday for the Man U game?

John
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I'll DVR it.....don't give anything away in a post or I'll tackle you! :)
 
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