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[DayMaker]

Sorry, but I laugh at all of this....

#A spoonful of Mt. Dew helps the medicine go down....

 

[blade_rocknut]

Hey didn't ya hear? Retarded aint pc no more!

Fuck PC.

PC??????

 

[teknight]

Cliffnotes:
Laundry, laundry, and more laundry.

The 36 hangers I purchased yesterday were insufficient for my needs.

Someone is about to lose their bedroom to make room for additional closet space.

Give a kid Mt. Dew with their medicine and they puke. (Also, the person who gave said child the soda DOESN'T have to clean up the puke.)


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Hows yous?

I'm on the couch, watching the local news, chatting with people and pondering my salad from last night.
Is there a "Former bedroom lottery" in effect?
Sorry to hear about your kid and the mess.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

I'm on the couch, watching the local news, chatting with people and pondering my salad from last night.
Is there a "Former bedroom lottery" in effect?
Sorry to hear about your kid and the mess.

Oh yeah, they got tv in transylvania?

 

[teknight]

If "God" created man with a mind; to think and reason......why does organized religion tell us we're wrong to do so? You don't want people with smarts in your (or any other) church...only people whose 10% is proportionally larger. Get real. Intelligent (thinking) beings ARE the bane of organized religion. It is inevitable. Sorry you're last to know.

 

[BlackManFux]

#A spoonful of Mt. Dew helps the medicine go down....

LOL! Mt Dew is outlawed in my residence.

 

[blade_rocknut]

#A spoonful of Mt. Dew helps the medicine go down....

Rrrrrrrright.....

I watched my ( extremely independent) son, at about age 2; determined to drink from his Momma's cup....swallow of mouthful of Capt. Morgan's Tattoo mixed with Dr. Pepper....and immediately, yes IMMEDIATELY barf the entire contents of his stomach all over the driveway.

He learned not to swipe other people's drinks right then and there....

 

[DayMaker]

I'm on the couch, watching the local news, chatting with people and pondering my salad from last night.
Is there a "Former bedroom lottery" in effect?
Sorry to hear about your kid and the mess.

Sadly, if someone else loses their room, half the people in this house will be without a bedroom....

 

[jre1962]

Exceedlingly well played. When there's a Lit Hall of Fame, that's a first ballot entry

 

[teknight]

Exceedlingly well played. When there's a Lit Hall of Fame, that's a first ballot entry

I wish I could take credit, but midwestyankee posted it first. I'm just copying it. Of course, the context is slightly different.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

There you go again Tek. With your bible denying, prayer denying, God denying ways. Think Kerby wants to get with a guy who isn't humble enough to pray? Think again bubs. For once in your arrogant life man, kneel down and simply ... pray!! You'll see immediately the good it does. Pray for Kerby if you want!

 

[DayMaker]

LOL! Mt Dew is outlawed in my residence.

I can't stand the shit-and I don't allow it.....however the DNA donor....

Rrrrrrrright.....

I watched my ( extremely independent) son, at about age 2; determined to drink from his Momma's cup....swallow of mouthful of Capt. Morgan's Tattoo mixed with Dr. Pepper....and immediately, yes IMMEDIATELY barf the entire contents of his stomach all over the driveway.

He learned not to swipe other people's drinks right then and there....

 

[teknight]

I can't stand the shit-and I don't allow it.....however the DNA donor....

Give me your Mt Dew. I'll give it to Kuvi. She swears by it.

 

[Corbal]

Hey didn't ya hear? Retarded aint pc no more!

Give it up....you're fucking lame.

 

[Corbal]

Give me your Mt Dew. I'll give it to Kuvi. She swears by it.

Bullshit!

 

[thejabber27]

I can't stand the shit-and I don't allow it.....however the DNA donor....

I have a friend, she buys Mt. dew flavored condoms.....

 

[blade_rocknut]

There you go again Tek. With your bible denying, prayer denying, God denying ways. Think Kerby wants to get with a guy who isn't humble enough to pray? Think again bubs. For once in your arrogant life man, kneel down and simply ... pray!! You'll see immediately the good it does. Pray for Kerby if you want!

People have prayed for an end to cancer for decades. Yet the all powerful being in your skewed reality cultivates it in children. You cannot sell that here. Prayer gives you sore knees.....and gives me a chance to adjust my balls at sporting events.

 

[Corbal]

Exceedlingly well played. When there's a Lit Hall of Fame, that's a first ballot entry

Where in the fuck have you been naked man?

 

[teknight]

Bullshit!

OK, so I'll take my cut. Call her and ask her. She loves the stuff.

 

[Onoz]

Nonsense, thinking beings founded the church. Thinking beings thought hard so that you can live in a world where the law of the jungle doesn't rule. And warriors like me help to keep fight going. I bow and salute the thinkers.

http://thinkreason.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/atheism8x6.jpg

Salute away!

 

[DayMaker]

I have a friend, she buys Mt. dew flavored condoms.....

Do they make cum flavored condoms?

 

[BlackManFux]

I can't stand the shit-and I don't allow it.....however the DNA donor....

DNA donor. Sounds like you might have a clunky model. Due for a refurb?

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

People have prayed for an end to cancer for decades. Yet the all powerful being in your skewed reality cultivates it in children. You cannot sell that here. Prayer gives you sore knees.....and gives me a chance to adjust my balls at sporting events.

Nope backwards as usual. Cancer didn't used to exist! We been creating it with our sinful ways. Pray more = less cancer = less daddy Brett.

 

[teknight]

Do they make cum flavored condoms?

No need- too much cum-petition from the guys who make their own.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

http://thinkreason.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/atheism8x6.jpg

Salute away!

Einstein were'nt no atheist bub.