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The song by Nena, "99 luftballons" is not about balloons, it's about nuclear missiles taking off in the distance. That's the German original.

Jeebus, I didn't know that...

Seriously, I've been educated to spot even the faintest hint of a double meaning in text from a mile away, and I didn't see this? LOL

Ah well, it only took me up to a couple of weeks ago to realize bolognese flavored crips are supposed to taste like the pasta sauce.
 
Corbs, I got my 3 year old signed up for soccer and she is the ONLY girl. She is gonna kick some ass!!!!! ;)
 
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Oh gosh.....My sis has anorexia, but has also had breast cancer & a double mastectomy ......And double implants .....Where the hell does she fit??? :eek: :D

Shhhh...women can't decide how they wanna look, 'cause, you know, beauty only exists in guys' eyes, and a woman only dolls herself up for some guy. Don't you know that? *tisk, tisk* So silly.

Penile enlargment surgery, however, treats real medical conditions. Guys never suffer from muscle dysmorphia. :rolleyes:
 
Shhhh...women can't decide how they wanna look, 'cause, you know, beauty only exists in guys' eyes, and a woman only dolls herself up for some guy. Don't you know that? *tisk, tisk* So silly.

Penile enlargment surgery, however, treats real medical conditions. Guys never suffer from muscle dysmorphia. :rolleyes:
What the fuck ever. ;)

Oh sorry....Yes, dear, we do it all just for you. We live to serve you, to please you. Please, tell me now how to make you happy.... :rolleyes:
 
What the fuck ever. ;)

Oh sorry....Yes, dear, we do it all just for you. We live to serve you, to please you. Please, tell me now how to make you happy.... :rolleyes:
Hey, as my twin you're stuck with looking awesome. So, why are you giving me lip?
 
Right. Marilyn Monroe got up in the morning looking like that and never put any effort whatsoever into looking good. She was 100% natural, and not, to an extent, the product of media campaigns aimed at showing her glamorous side.

What is more, are you insinuating that all women after her are fakes?

Who shit in your corn flakes?
 
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