This that bullshit.

Dying here, laughing.

Pretty smart. Cops don't want to get to "handsy" with a naked guy. Cops tend to be a little insecure about their manhood.

Too funny.

"This guy is like a ninja!"
 
In...someone's defense, I don't know whose just yet...

they had a woman on the job.

Fill in the blank but the correct answer is, women are smarter and more patient 9 times out of 10.
 
Considering he's naked, that would mean he's not armed.

No reason to shoot.

Plus, he's white.
 
He could have a gun up his ass like the rest of the people here.
 
Idk how to feel about that. :rolleyes:

I have to be honest and admit if that WAS a black dude trying to take off with his weapon swingin' in the breeze those cops would have put aside their homophobic unease and tighten'd up on the grip.

Ok...don't tell any of my cracker cop friends, but between you and I, they would have tased his nuts.
 
Dying here, laughing.

Pretty smart. Cops don't want to get to "handsy" with a naked guy. Cops tend to be a little insecure about their manhood.

Too funny.

"This guy is like a ninja!"

That ninja part had me rolling. Especially how he flip jump back up.
 
In...someone's defense, I don't know whose just yet...

they had a woman on the job.

Fill in the blank but the correct answer is, women are smarter and more patient 9 times out of 10.

Looked to me like two of the three cops were female. They weren't going to subdue that guy, let alone choke him out, even if they wanted to try. Hell, he gave the male cop a pretty good punch. I hope the male cop caught up to him and stopped playing around.
 
Lol that kick even caught me by surprise. And I expected something.

Yeah. He didn't adopt a fighter's stance. Out of no-where.

Didn't look like that much power in it. I think it took the other guy by surprise the way you would duck and fall if a pidgeon surprised your head.

But still, you give a guy that can touch you that fast a really wide berth.

Reminds me of a story. Cop friend of mine answers a call. This guy is really mild mannered but confident...not big at all but in his weight class he wrestled in college on a scholarship. Stands like a wrestler. Looks ready.

So there is this gas station near the college. The attendant is stuck behind bulletproof glass and for some reason they had soda cases stacked up outside the little shack she is in.

Dude shows up and starts calmly stealing the sodas. Like makes a couple trips.

She calls the cops and Jon shows up.

Dude comes back for trip three and Jon goes to have words with him.

Dude says, "I am going to kick you in the head and knock you on you ass."

Jon says, "OK." prepares himself. Watches the guys eyes, ready to put this guy down hard.

Dude kicks Jon in the head, knocks him on his ass and runs off. Jon thought that was great.
 
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