This Place = Soap Opera

[Svenskaflicka]

Lou, are those extra tits on your front or on your back? Do you have ONE hunchback, or two?

 

[Guest]

Lou, are those extra tits on your front or on your back? Do you have ONE hunchback, or two?

Both the extra ones on my back, so yeah, I guess I'm a double hunchback.

 

[cloudy]

Shit, my life is a soap opera already without Lit.....

 

[rgraham666]

I'm the butler of one of the pairs of rich people.

I watch their daily idiocies, wondering "Why do they deserve to be rich?"

I eke out my revenge by fucking their daughters.

(A man's gotta dream, doesn't he?)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Welcome to the club, cloudy.

 

[CrazyyAngel]

Both the extra ones on my back, so yeah, I guess I'm a double hunchback.

so no matter how you turn it, there are tits, right?

CA

 

[Guest]

so no matter how you turn it, there are tits, right?

CA

Yup, but I wouldn't have put it quite like that.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Re: Re: Re: Re: This Place = Soap Opera

Exactly!!!

Oh, I miss Soap.

Dirty Bitch!!!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This Place = Soap Opera

Dirty Bitch!!!

But...

But...

But...





That's what you call me!!!!!

*sniff*

I didn't just say that out loud, did I?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This Place = Soap Opera

I miss shower gel

Filthy Cow!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This Place = Soap Opera

But...

But...

But...





That's what you call me!!!!!

*sniff*

I didn't just say that out loud, did I?

No honey, I call you a filthy fucking slut!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This Place = Soap Opera

No honey, I call you a filthy fucking slut!!!!!

Oh yes, of course. That's the special one.

Blimey... horny now... you git!!!

 

[Goldie Munro]

Hey I just woke up in the shower and discovered that my whole life has been a dream and I'm actually married to my twin brother! How did that happen?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey I just woke up in the shower and discovered that my whole life has been a dream and I'm actually married to my twin brother! How did that happen?

New sponsers.

 

[Goldie Munro]

New sponsers.

You cynic you!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You cynic you!

No, just a simple black market baby broker.

 

[Goldie Munro]

You know I was wondering where all those 'Klene Kreme' products came from!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You know I was wondering where all those 'Klene Kreme' products came from!

Is this a UK thing???

 

[pop_54]

Yeah, I must tell you all, I cannot keep my dark secret any longer. I am in fact expecting quads. You ebil bastards and bitches know who you are. Sending down that alien ship like that and impregnating me with the ebil spawn of the Minmitar scum. I must clear my name, I must cleanse my soul of their dispicable offspring. Once I've done the motherly thing of breastfeeding all four for at least six months, of course, and in public. "How can you feed all four at once?" I hear you cry. Easy, those damned aliens also gave me another pair of tits. It's why I have a hunchback.

After six months, Abs, they're all yours.

Louloulamumma

Mate of mine's wife just gave birth to twins, we haven't seen him all week, he's been out looking for the other bloke.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Is this a UK thing???

LOL no its a made up Goldie thing!

 

[Goldie Munro]

LOL no its a made up Goldie thing!

LOL

Nice to see you Pops

 

[pop_54]

Both the extra ones on my back, so yeah, I guess I'm a double hunchback.

Hmm... another one who's fun to dance with.

 

[pop_54]

LOL

Nice to see you Pops

 

[pop_54]

Hey I just woke up in the shower and discovered that my whole life has been a dream and I'm actually married to my twin brother! How did that happen?

Last time I woke in the shower, I realised that 8 cans of Stella and half bottle of Southern Comfort doesn't half fuck with your head.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Last time I woke in the shower, I realised that 8 cans of Stella and half bottle of Southern Comfort doesn't half fuck with your head.

Shit maybe thats what it was and it wasnt a dream at all...