This place has changed

[Ramlick]

This place is really high-tech now. Cool.

I haven't posted in quite sometime. I'm thinking I might get back into it maybe.

There were quite a few assholes here before. Are they still trolling around giving normal people a hard time? Well I guess I'll find out soon. I discovered that several of the more "popular" or frequent users were actually the same people/person. Kind of a sad way to belong to a gang, I guess.

Anyway, I guess I ought to bring up a topic for discussion. How about this: does anyone know where I can get free pictures from Penthouse magazine?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Depends, have you figured out the where the clitoris is yet? Or is that more of a chimera for you? The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, as it were?

 

[Cheyenne]

KM. Scary- we think alike. Just asked you that same question on the thread you started about Ramlick!

 

[Ramlick]

Killer,

You're really enthralled by me. Send me a pic of yourself and maybe we'll see what happens.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Can you find my clitoris Ramsy? It's a little on the big side, I'd hate for you to miss it.

 

[Cheyenne]

ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[Problem Child]

Thanks muffie..just what I needed to see

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hey, Ramlick did ask for a free Penthouse pic. Ask and you will receive. I'm so nice sometimes. I am, of course, misrepresenting myself in that picture. I bet Sparky would pop wood. Imaging the "Squirting" Sparks could get from that "chick!"

Ahhh, the nostalgia. I went and dug up the thread. Dix had some of his finest moments there. http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=15517

 

[lavender]

 

[Ramlick]

Killer,

I didn't picture you as Asian for some reason.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Probably cause I'm not Rumsley.

 

[Ramlick]

You appear Asian in the picture. Are you Polynesian maybe? Native American?

 

[Cheyenne]

Still an idiot- some things never change.

 

[Problem Child]

That is weird Muff. I never knew you had breast implants.

And for some reason I thought you were circumcised.

Oh well...

 

[Ramlick]

Killer,

From your photo it seems that you have a rash on your right inner thigh, just below your penis. Is that something we should know about?

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, Ramlick, just the hickey that you gave me when you missed my "clitoris" again.

*rolling eyes*

 

[Cheyenne]

STILL ROTFLMAO!

 

[registered "^^"]

wow

flamed or incinerated.............

 

[Cheyenne]

"Hey Laaaaaddy!"

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ramlick's greatest sentence. It tells you every single thing you could ever want to know about the man with three syllables or less.


"Jerry Lewis is a far greater work of genius than the clitoris, which is in the wrong spot." -Ramlick

 

[Problem Child]

You guys are so cruel.

Maybe Ramlick was the victim of a grotesque industrial accident and HIS clitoris is in the wrong spot.

Jesus, have a little empathy for the disabled.

 

[Never]

Maybe he can't find the clitoris because he's looking for Jerry Lewis?
I think that Jerry Lewis was in the wrong spot - so there.

 

[Problem Child]

Remember the movie Deep Throat? Linda Lovelace's clitoris was in the back of her throat.

It could happen.

 

[Adoratrice]

Remember the movie Deep Throat? Linda Lovelace's clitoris was in the back of her throat.

It could happen.

Pshaw.............you wish.

 

[Purple Haze]

Ramlick, I found you some Penthouse pictures:

http://jac_irvine.tripod.com/GrandCaymanResort/id2.html

You're welcome.