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no fruit
A live-in massage therapist or a live-in chef?
Chef
Enjoy watching erotic vids with partner or do not enjoy?
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no fruit
A live-in massage therapist or a live-in chef?
Chef
Enjoy watching erotic vids with partner or do not enjoy?
do not enjoy/do not watch
A pregnant teenage daughter or a junkie teenage daughter?
Pregnant
Pregnant teenage daughter: Father is the 75yo reprobate neighbor or her twin brother?
reprobate neighbor who's probably shooting blanks.......(remember the Hapsburgs)
Be 4 feet tall or 8 feet tall?
It would depend on how much I weigh. If I weighed three hundred pounds I'd rather be eight feet tall.
Be sprayed by a skunk or hit by a porcupine?
Sprayed by a skunk
Watch your parents have sex or your grand parents have sex?
grandparents
Be a psychopath or sociopath
Middle of the night sex.
Shower or bath?
Middle of the night sex.
Shower or bath?
Shower
Blondes or brunettes?
Beauty sleep.
While driving... music or podcast?
Text messageMusic
Send a text message or make a voice call?
Text message
Phone sex or Skype(video) sex?
Skype
Full nudes or leaving some to imagination
Depends... but usually leaving some for the imagination!
Going to the movies or “renting” one?
Going too.
Popcorn: with or without butter?
With.... (now I want movie theatre popcorn.... damnit)
Lunch date or dinner date?
Lunch Date.
Tanning bed, or suntanning?
Suntanning
Beach or mountains for vacation?
Mountains
Jump into a conversation or wait until someone speaks to you first.