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Down at least in the winter
King or Queen sized bed
Queen
1 or 2 pillows
Tough choice: Fried
Wine or beer
Beer
Croutons on your salad or no
Croutons.
Cloth or paper napkins?
Croutons.
Cloth or paper napkins?
Cloth
One orgasm now or two orgasms tomorrow?
now
jeans or dockers?
Jeans
Dress up and go out or dress casual.
Dress up and go out. Somewhere on the spectrum between “single breasted suit” and “full-on Scottish attire.”
Predator or Alien?
Predator
Marry Poppins or The Wizard of Oz.
Mary Poppins... but it’s cruel to make us choose between two classics!
Hair up or hair down?
Predator
Marry Poppins or The Wizard of Oz.
The Wizard of Oz
West Side Story or Romeo and Juliet?
Romeo and Juliet
ice cream or sorbet
Ice Cream!
Home cooked Greens or home made vegetable soup?
There's nothing like greens
Michelle Obama or Melania Trump?
There's nothing like greens
Michelle Obama or Melania Trump?
Shirley, you jest . . . I'm with Michelle.
Cooperation, or greed?![]()
Shirley, you jest . . . I'm with Michelle.
Cooperation, or greed?![]()
Cooperation
Front door or back door?
Greed. Cooperation doesn't exist--except in the minds of communists, socialists and globalists.
Rap or music?
Front door. I have mixed feelings about surprises.
Rap is the only music.
Oil or lotion?