this one turned my stomach

pabloback

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A lovely story from the latest FHM:
A while ago, after more than a few delicious beverages at my local I pulled a large woman, and persuaded her to let me take her home. At home, we soon got down to business and despite the room being pitch black it wasn't hard to locate her massive boobs, so I started sucking greedily on a hardened nipple.
And then, rather surprisingly, I got a gob full of warm milk. Being
the perfect gentleman I immediately asked her if she had recently
given birth, but she rather testily claimed that she hadn't. So I
carried on regardless and had a thoroughly enjoyable night of
blubber-bashing with the chubby goer.
When I woke in the morning I looked down at the beached whale and was rather horrified to see, about half an inch from her nipple, the shrivelled remains of a monstrous boil which I had clearly sucked dry during our night of passion.
 
I thought your computer was all fucked up from that shithead Laurel, and this shitty site?
 
pabloback said:
A lovely story from the latest FHM:
A while ago, after more than a few delicious beverages at my local I pulled a large woman, and persuaded her to let me take her home. At home, we soon got down to business and despite the room being pitch black it wasn't hard to locate her massive boobs, so I started sucking greedily on a hardened nipple.
And then, rather surprisingly, I got a gob full of warm milk. Being
the perfect gentleman I immediately asked her if she had recently
given birth, but she rather testily claimed that she hadn't. So I
carried on regardless and had a thoroughly enjoyable night of
blubber-bashing with the chubby goer.
When I woke in the morning I looked down at the beached whale and was rather horrified to see, about half an inch from her nipple, the shrivelled remains of a monstrous boil which I had clearly sucked dry during our night of passion.

After which you immediately threw up?
 
Problem Child said:
I thought your computer was all fucked up from that shithead Laurel, and this shitty site?

didnt say there was anything wrong with MY computer

you just qualified as dumbfuck yet again
 
pabloback said:
didnt say there was anything wrong with MY computer

you just qualified as dumbfuck yet again


heehee, just curious. No need to get bunched mate.

I just figgered you wouldn't be back since lit sucked so bad.

:)
 
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