This officially sucks

[TheOlderGuy]

Nude Sunbathing On Fire Island Banned By Officials After Complaints Of Assault, Sex

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A decades-long tradition of nude sunbathing on Fire Island beaches is coming to an end this summer: Fire Island National Seashore authorities have announced plans to enforce long-standing laws banning the practice.

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[islandman]

Nude Sunbathing On Fire Island Banned By Officials After Complaints Of Assault, Sex

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A decades-long tradition of nude sunbathing on Fire Island beaches is coming to an end this summer: Fire Island National Seashore authorities have announced plans to enforce long-standing laws banning the practice.

I take it you go to Fire Island in the summer-time?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

yea, yea, I know, haha

But seriously, they should be thankful Sandy didn't haul the whole fucking place into The Great South Bay, but instead they have to get exclusionary and start banning people who just want to be naked and left alone.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I take it you go to Fire Island in the summer-time?

What gave it away?The sunglasses--it was the sunglasses, wasn't it?

 

[islandman]

What gave it away?The sunglasses--it was the sunglasses, wasn't it?

I've gone out there a few times over the years. Didn't know you to be a local.

 

[kbate]

I've gone out there a few times over the years. Didn't know you to be a local.

I didn't think you were old enough to be hanging around that beach.

 

[thør]

Our local Fire Island:

You can walk to it on an extreme low tide. Keep off the uplands as they are private property. No one will bother you if you're sunbathing nude because there's no one there, except for the wind power crew.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I've gone out there a few times over the years. Didn't know you to be a local.

It's a three hour drive for me, but it's a pretty cool place to hang.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I didn't think you were old enough to be hanging around that beach.

Did they card you again?

 

[Aquagal]

I've gone out there a few times over the years. Didn't know you to be a local.

So maybe you two have spied each others ummm...sunglasses?

 

[islandman]

So maybe you two have spied each others ummm...sunglasses?

I've worn bronze aviators and little else.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I've worn bronze aviators and little else.

That was YOU?

 

[islandman]

That was YOU?

Hello again.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Gunnison is no Lighthouse Beach

 

[Squibbs]

It's the new gay agenda.

Homos don't like titties.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

What a weird culture we live in

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I demand a recount

 

[WeedSmoke420]

thanks for sharing..

 

[Comshaw]

Sauvie Island Clothing Optional Beach:

Comshaw

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Sauvie Island Clothing Optional Beach:

Comshaw

Every town should have at least one clothing optional beach