This newb has style....

It's you most endearing feature. . . among many endearing features (is what I mean of course).

nevermind. . .
You left out an "R" and an "S" so yeah.

Take a break.

Get some ice-water and sit in front of a fan.

She's too young for you, anyway.
 
You left out an "R" and an "S" so yeah.

Take a break.

Get some ice-water and sit in front of a fan.

She's too young for you, anyway.


I apologise for sitting between you and your stalk. I'll stop cock-blocking now and go to work.
 
I apologise for sitting between you and your stalk. I'll stop cock-blocking now and go to work.
Cock-blocking? Oh, rly? Srsly??

She's of an age where she could be my daughter.

You mistake me completely.
 
She is lovely, and probably the very reason I've stalked her from there to here.
 
Why JBJ, I didn't know you were into prison sex. Maybe you can find someone to defile your ass like you enjoy.
 
wings gives my heart hope. her strength, femininity, courage and wit give me reason to fly.
 
She is lovely, and probably the very reason I've stalked her from there to here.

You can stalk me all day. :rose:

wings gives my heart hope. her strength, femininity, courage and wit give me reason to fly.

You have more courage than I could ever dream of but I'm glad I give you something. Especially since you give me such lady wood all the time. ;)
 
Why JBJ, I didn't know you were into prison sex. Maybe you can find someone to defile your ass like you enjoy.

I still wonder if your AV isn't a behind shot with your head on backwards, like the Exorcist girl. Prolly. Nice butt, tho!

Prison sex is one of life's mysteries I'll go to the grave blissfully ignorant of.
 
Better my chest than my face, a thing you'd know something about, eh Snookums?
 
Paul was your prison lover? Did he cuddle you after? Is that why you're such a dick, no one cuddled you after they violated your ass?
 
Paul was your prison lover? Did he cuddle you after? Is that why you're such a dick, no one cuddled you after they violated your ass?

Here in homo worship land you cant get dick and be a dick, only homophobes can be dicks, so make up your mind what I am.
 
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