This might get u thinking...

[jedi5]

If mickey is a mouse, donald is a duck, and pluto is a dog... wot the hell is goofy? He cant b a dog cause he's got no tail, wears trousers and drives a car. Someone help me out here.

Anyone else got any crazy questions going on in their head?

 

[jedi5]

The other thing is...

Donald Duck never wore trouser/pants/shorts, but when he got out of the shower he always had a towel wraped around him... why?

 

[jedi5]

Bump.

 

[BedtimeStories]

Well, Goofy does have big, floppy dog ears and a long snout...

 

[jedi5]

But he wears trousers and drives a car. Why cant Pluto do that?

 

[BedtimeStories]

But he wears trousers and drives a car. Why cant Pluto do that?

Pluto is a dumb dog. Why can a mouse or a duck drive a car? (Or wear pants, where the mouse is concerned.)

 

[jedi5]

Why is there only one Monopolies commission?

 

[BedtimeStories]

I give up, why?

 

[jedi5]

Its not a question I can answer. I hope someone else can help me out.

Nice fingernails by the way.

 

[BedtimeStories]

Thank you.

If you look at the larger picture (on my profile) you can see the red "C"s as well.

 

[jedi5]

Nice, wot is the 'c' for?

Ur nipples arent bad either.

Thats another thing, why do men have nipples?

 

[BedtimeStories]

Cubs.

Men have nipples so thier boobs don't look odd.

 

[jedi5]

cubs? as in the baseball team?

Boobs would look odd without nipples

 

[BedtimeStories]

Yes, the baseball team.

Boobs always look odd without nipples! lol

 

[jedi5]

but they look great with nipples

 

[BedtimeStories]

That they do.


Three cheers for nipples!

 

[jedi5]

Hooray

 

[Sulk]

There is no other word for thesaurus

 

[Emes]

I know why men have nipples......

 

[Sulk]

I know why men have nipples......

.....you need somewhere to fit the nipple clamps on 'em.

 

[Emes]

.....you need somewhere to fit the nipple clamps on 'em.

Never thought of that one ... but thats not the reason I know!!!!!!

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

Unexplainable things......why does anyone cheer for the Cubs?

 

[Sulk]

Unexplainable things......why does anyone cheer for the Cubs?

I've no idea what the Cubs are, but your cruelty and sarcasm shone through

 

[Guest]

But Mickey, Donald and Goofy do crazy things too!

 

[Sulk]

I know why men have nipples......

In utero we all start off as female. So next time all you guys look down at your nipples remember, they are souvenirs from your female days.