This might be a record

[Ham Murabi]

It's embarrassing to admit I'm watching UNLV play football, but no more embarrassing than the fact Washington State is actually playing the Rebels. Talk about being desperate for a sure win.
Anyway, the first three plays from scrimmage resulted in 3 15-yard penalties against UNLV. In other words, the Rebels had 45 penalty yards 44 seconds into the game.
As I said, this might be a record.

 

[Bert Notorius]

there are people whose entire lives are dedicated to keeping such statistics.

go figure.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Hold on a sec. It's 14-7 with 2 minutes left in the first quarter.
If you overlook how horrible both these teams are, this might be a fun game to watch.