This Man is Breathtakingly Amazing Holy Shit

[bg23]

Sleepless in Austin is a man who is looking for true love. As long as it's true, skinny, white (hispanic is OK but not black) love who has never had a threesome and never slept with a black man.

I will not date any girl that has ever had a threesome, or a large number of past sexual partners. I do not want a promiscuous slut, I want a normal, decent, good hearted girlfriend.

I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry, I will not ever date a Black girl. And, I do not believe that Whites & Blacks should mix races sexually and have kids together. I think it’s ok for Whites & Hispanics. But not Blacks. I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date a woman if I found out she had EVER been sexually active with a Black man.

Also, please don't have had kids cos basically after that you're ruined and he's not interested.

I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to be 100% as tight as it ever was! Plus, what’s even worse than all of that, is sometimes during childbirth the lips/vulva of a woman get torn and they never look the same as the did originally even after they heal, that’s why some women even get cosmetic reconstructive surgery to their vulvas after childbirth to try and regain their original appearance.

Also, no glasses.

I do not like glasses on a girl. Although, it’s not a dealbreaker, as long as she can wear contacts at least most of the time.

And he'll pay a whopping $1500 for you to help him find it!

Come on Lit, you know you want this man!

He even has a website with photos of himself CAPTIONED. FUCKING CAPTIONED, bitches. You tell me you wouldn't date this magnificent specimen if you could (and weren't too fat, butch, slutty, black or asian).

http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/photos/

Here are a few of my favorite captions

When I’m not dresssed like a Rockstar, I am dressed more like a CEO, haha!

When I dress conservative like this, I like to wear Ralph Lauren button down Polo Shirts. I always like to wear long sleeve shirts, even in the summer time.

I like to have my hair razor cut, in layers, and I like to add just a few blonde highlites here and there to give it that natural sun kissed look. Charlie Hodges at Salon Sovay on South 1st is the only man in Austin I let touch my hair. Some people say my hair is long in this photo, but I disagree, I used to have hair that went halfway down my back, so to me this is very short. I have a long & narrow facial shape, so a longer hairstyle like this with bangs looks better on me. I’ve tried my hair shorter than this before, and trust me, it wasn’t better.




http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/24/sleepless-in-austin-thin-girlfriend_n_3984384.html

Move fast, ladies, he won't be single for long.

 

[bg23]

i love a man with principles

I do not support abortion unless it’s for the result of rape or incest.

Abortion is murder.

I do not believe a woman should have the choice or freedom to kill her baby just because she was a slutty whore and dosen’t want to accept responsibility and raise the baby herself or give it to someone else who will.

I also do not support homosexuality. I think it’s disgusting, and morally wrong. I think it’s the trait of a defective human being.

I am old fashioned. I am conservative. I believe men should be men, and women should be women. God made Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve.

Furthermore, I do not believe homosexuals should be allowed to teach in schools or hold any type of job in which they have any type of interactions with children in which they could leave a false impression that homosexuality is ok on their young minds.

Now with that said, go ahead and ask me how I feel about Gay marriage…

And I will tell you that I am ok with that, because you know what, I’m just one person, I can’t stop it from happening, so if it’s going to happen, it’s going to happen, and I am a Wedding Photographer, so just think if they allow Gays to legally marry, the income I make from Wedding Photography basically would double overnight wouldn’t it! hahaha!!!!

Now with that said, I am not a mean or hateful person. I am a very easy going, nice, peaceful guy. And I work with people sometimes that are Gay and never have any problems with them. We get a long fine.

I basically only concern myself with my own inner world near me, only stuff that has a direct impact on me and the little world around me.

I don’t go out of my way to recycle, I mean I don’t seperate my trash into different trash cans etc, plastic in one and this or that in the other like some people do. I don’t have time for that nonsense. The world will be here for as long as I live, and after I’m gone, whatever happens to this Earth is of no concern to me. I don’t have time for recycling. Let that be someone else’s job to sort out all of that stuff.

People now a days are always wanting everything to be green, like hybrid cars etc. Me, I am planning on getting a 1977 Corvette Stingray soon with a 350 V8 engine that will only get about 10 miles a gallon. How’s that for green??? hahaha!!!!

I don’t worry about killing trees when I waste paper either. And when I go out to eat dinner, I don’t care if I eat all of my food or not, it does not bother me to throw away whatever I am not hungry to eat.

Can you tell yet I’m not one of those Hippies that you see so much of here in Austin????

Hahahaha!

 

[MNGuy]

Well, at least he knows what he wants.








To be lonely for a long time.

 

[Disgustipated]

I bet he's not even a real Australian.

 

[bg23]

I bet he's not even a real Australian.

*dies*

 

[Killswitch]

Guys make passes at girls who wear glasses.

 

[SigmundFraud]

He is a man of principles.

 

[dolf]

is it weird that the scariest thing for me is his teeth?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I don't trust a man with picture perfect teeth.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

is it weird that the scariest thing for me is his teeth?

Exactly!

 

[Killswitch]

Is this trending on tweeker? Cuz the links slow as hell and wont load.

 

[Disgustipated]

is it weird that the scariest thing for me is his teeth?

No. The scariest thing is you met Ishtard and VatAss, you fucking weirdo.

 

[bg23]

is it weird that the scariest thing for me is his teeth?

I don't trust a man with picture perfect teeth.

not perfect imo. cheap and fake looking and obnoxious overbite. looks like a fucking horse got some veneers.

 

[dolf]

not perfect imo. cheap and fake looking and obnoxious overbite. looks like a fucking horse got some veneers.

fake looking, bleached to hell & put on show in a phoney smile.

 

[SigmundFraud]

is it weird that the scariest thing for me is his teeth?

I didn't want to dog his looks but he went a little crazy with the cosmetic dental.

 

[bg23]

fake looking, bleached to hell & put on show in a phoney smile.

Yep. Reminds me of creepy door to door salesmen in the 70s.

 

[dolf]

like basketball sized breast implants, it's something i really just don't get.

 

[SigmundFraud]

Yep. Reminds me of creepy door to door salesmen in the 70s.

I thought you were a young chick?

 

[Killswitch]

Teeth whitening is a huge deal here in the states. You know that right?

dolf-bg.

 

[SigmundFraud]

Teeth whitening is a huge deal here in the states. You know that right?

dolf-bg.

Dentistry is not a big deal in England.

 

[dolf]

Dentistry is not a big deal in England.

hey, all three of my teeth are my own!

 

[Killswitch]

Dentistry is not a big deal in England.

Well I didn't mean that. I just didn't know if the whiteners are a big craze in their countries like it is here.

Fake white teeth are a dime a dozen here and on tv especially.

 

[dolf]

whitening is popular here. but here and there and everywhere, it's better if you stop before you get to blue-white.

 

[SigmundFraud]

Well I didn't mean that. I just didn't know if the whiteners are a big craze in their countries like it is here.

Fake white teeth are a dime a dozen here and on tv especially.

A good dentist matches up whiting with the patients complexion. The dentist will suggest how far to go but of course patients get what they want.

This guy has caps. That is not a product of whitening.

 

[bg23]

I thought you were a young chick?

tv exists