This Maid is a Man

[sirhugs]

Zeb was the 7th of 12 kids in Appalachia, so joining the army seemed like his best bet out of high school. He dreamed of being a Ranger, or a paratrooper, or sharpshooter. Imagine his confusion when his posting to Iraq was as "personal orderly" to a senior officer. But the personnel clerk says " it seems that you raised five younger siblings, you must be able to babysit some brass."

Still, Zeb got his 20 in, retired with a pension, but now seeks to supplement it. after all, he is only 38, fit, and knows everything about... keeping house and an officer's kit.

So he ends up signing up with an agency that places butlers and valets. Except the house he gets sent to has always had a maid, but the wife fired the last one for fucking her husband. not that she really minded, but she didn't get to watch or participate.

So when Zeb says, "I've always worn a uniform", wifey has a wicked idea, and tells him to look in the closet in his new room, the former maid's room...

Zeb needs to decide how much he really wants this job...

 

[Artina Heartflash]

aw phoo... send him to my place instead. The dust needs some stirring up.

( And there are no comic books for him to file! )

 

[sirhugs]

aw phoo... send him to my place instead. The dust needs some stirring up.

( And there are no comic books for him to file! )

but will he have to take it up the ass?

 

[Artina Heartflash]

but will he have to take it up the ass?

why do you ask that?

I have never forced any man to take it up the ass. Just as I can never be forced to do so.

 

[sirhugs]

why do you ask that?

I have never forced any man to take it up the ass. Just as I can never be forced to do so.

because in my story idea, the next logical sequence night be that Zeb does dress as maid, and then becomes submissive- possibly servicing both hubby & wife, but in which ways?

unless someone has an even more perverse twist

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Zeb was the 7th of 12 kids in Appalachia, so joining the army seemed like his best bet out of high school. He dreamed of being a Ranger, or a paratrooper, or sharpshooter. Imagine his confusion when his posting to Iraq was as "personal orderly" to a senior officer. But the personnel clerk says " it seems that you raised five younger siblings, you must be able to babysit some brass."

Still, Zeb got his 20 in, retired with a pension, but now seeks to supplement it. after all, he is only 38, fit, and knows everything about... keeping house and an officer's kit.

So he ends up signing up with an agency that places butlers and valets. Except the house he gets sent to has always had a maid, but the wife fired the last one for fucking her husband. not that she really minded, but she didn't get to watch or participate.

So when Zeb says, "I've always worn a uniform", wifey has a wicked idea, and tells him to look in the closet in his new room, the former maid's room...

Zeb needs to decide how much he really wants this job...

Okay...here's my line of thought:

Wifey wants revenge on her hubby beacuse hubby screwed the former maid. I dunno if this has been done before or if it's even feasible:

Soldier screws her hubby while she is on top of hubby. At same time, he employs a dildo to penetrate the wife who is lying on hubby. Hubby is trapped, on his back, being screwed by solider, while having to watch his wife who is lying supine on his belly, being screwed with dildo in soldier's hand.

WAIT... Better yet, twist the act: solider screws wife while she lies on hubby, pinning her down as well as hubby beneath, and hubby gets only the rat in the ass, applied by the soldier. Yeh..hubby must be in bondage to do this.

Shoot...other positions available...but I'll keep those in secret file.

Did that make sense?

 

[sirhugs]

Okay...here's my line of thought:

Wifey wants revenge on her hubby beacuse hubby screwed the former maid. I dunno if this has been done before or if it's even feasible:

Soldier screws her hubby while she is on top of hubby. At same time, he employs a dildo to penetrate the wife who is lying on hubby. Hubby is trapped, on his back, being screwed by solider, while having to watch his wife who is lying supine on his belly, being screwed with dildo in soldier's hand.

WAIT... Better yet, twist the act: solider screws wife while she lies on hubby, pinning her down as well as hubby beneath, and hubby gets only the rat in the ass, applied by the soldier. Yeh..hubby must be in bondage to do this.

Shoot...other positions available...but I'll keep those in secret file.

Did that make sense?

it would work. though at some stage, wifey hasta pull out the strap on methinks.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

it would work. though at some stage, wifey hasta pull out the strap on methinks.

yeh. strap cock to the hubby's forehead. Unicorns are allowed to be fucked here at lit ya know. lol. Facesit a unicorn

Okay...I am off...

 

[wheelchairman85]

Why not tie the hubby to a chair and make him watch while the soldier and the hubby's wife have sex?

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Why not tie the hubby to a chair and make him watch while the soldier and the hubby's wife have sex?

Now you're going softer. My next thought after the unicorn facesit was degradation. I am not into it normally...and now I can't blame my gutter roll on Sirhugs .

Oh well...you have fun with the options...

(Sorry about the misidentificaion there, Wheelcahir man! Hugs.)

 

[JRaven]

My thought was...
Wifey says to hubby, "you like fucking the maid?!? Well this maid is fuckin' your ass!"

Jenny

 

[sirhugs]

My thought was...
Wifey says to hubby, "you like fucking the maid?!? Well this maid is fuckin' your ass!"

Jenny

definitely an option.