This little number is a song I call...

[Problem Child]

DRAMA QUEEN

You can cry, you’re so blue, thinking everyone hates you
See that boy, going for sympathy, he is the Drama Queen

Sunday night and they all hate you
No one knows the hell you’ve been through
You were right and the rest were wrong
The rest of the world can suck your schlong

You’ve said you’d leave but never followed through
It seems this board means too much to you
You’ve been here less than two whole weeks
And you’re still posting like a crack-crazed freak

You are the Drama Queen, a real big dork, acting seventeen
Drama Queen, threatening to leave the scene
You can cry, you’re so blue, and now everyone hates you
See that boy, going for sympathy, he is the Drama Queen

You're a martyr, you did no wrong
You only lashed out cuz they egged you on
They were mean to you and now they’ll pay
If you can post enough threads they’ll see it your way

You put everyone and their dog on ignore
But fail to see you’re a crashing bore
If you can post just one more thread
You’re sure you can pound it into their head

You are the Drama Queen, a real big dork, acting seventeen
Drama Queen, threatening to leave the scene
You can cry, you’re so blue, and now everyone hates you
See that boy, going for sympathy, he is the Drama Queen

 

[seXieleXie]

damn you... i'm going to be singing abba all day now

it was pretty funny though

 

[Guest]

 

[DulceCrema]

Me too, seXieleXie...and dancing too, I'm sure...just having the time of my liife...

 

[Guest]

 

[DulceCrema]

alas, it's not...I just thought it was very *me*

ya know...honey dripping off the nipple...all the time, I tell ya...

 

[Guest]

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Foxy, what is a fubar?

 

[DulceCrema]

fubar = Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

Well, it's the origin of the honey that's the fun part...

 

[Guest]

 

[DulceCrema]

oohh...I've always heard it as "repair" hmmm...I think someone was fibbin' me...

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Ah, I thought it might be the Arabian Princess

 

[Elizabeth]

http://216.40.201.155/s/cwm/cwm/spit.gif

 

[Guest]

*Throws knickers on stage*


*tries to get the roadies attention with my nipples and tall blonde girlfriend*

 

[AusTess]

That was me.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I have a vision of Problem Child, Rick Debille, Dillinger and Kiwiwoolf in pink tutus singing this song It would win Eurovision, yes? The Master of ceromonies would be Patinet1 who would give them an elegant introduction, then walk smiling from the stage.

I would feel so sorry for the orchestra (JazzmanJim, would be the conductor) they would have to view the singers bottoms in pink

 

[Guest]

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Now there's a post rich in imagery

Yep, I'd pay money to see that.

Yes but getting them together would be the problem, yes? The rehearsels would be fights

 

[Guest]

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I'm sure they'd submit to the whim of an insistent Domme

I do not think so, they are all the powerful males, difficult to control,I think

Although it is interesting Problem Child has a female AV? He is coming out maybe? I am proud of him, such courage

 

[riff]

I have played this thing backwards several times and can confirm that PC is really Black Panther.

 

[LRC]

I have played this thing backwards several times and can confirm that PC is really Black Panther.

http://216.40.201.155/s/cwm/cwm/spit.gif
Ok ... now ... guys ... Stop It!
That's the second time in 3 minutes.
*wiping coffee from my screen*
Now I have to make more coffee.
Stuff's expensive ya know.


(Good one Elizabeth!)

 

[JazzManJim]

I would feel so sorry for the orchestra (JazzmanJim, would be the conductor) they would have to view the singers bottoms in pink

I'd insist on hazard pay. Lots and lots of hazard pay.

 

[perks]

HAAHAHAHAHAAAAA.....

god I love wit.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Thanks y'all for a laugh early in my day.

Nessus, those were definitely visuals I didn't need, but damn they cracked me up!