This just in . . .

I don't think it was 37,000 years old when the sculptor tried to capture it. Perhaps he/she couldn't see too well by the torchlight? Or maybe was in a hurry to finish so he/she could enjoy the real thing?


And so say all of us, so far. I wonder if the article got it wrong? Maybe they meant male genitals? It's certainly make more sense. I mean, a guy could even sculpt it himself just by looking down. :D

There is, after all, no reason to believe that all the artists were male. Some lusty Willendorf-ian might have been doing a little doodley daydreaming, yanno.
 
And so say all of us, so far. I wonder if the article got it wrong? Maybe they meant male genitals? It's certainly make more sense. I mean, a guy could even sculpt it himself just by looking down. :D


Nah. If if was some dude doing a prehistoric "self portrait" he would have used the biggest rock in the cave and carved a giant "swantzasaurus" so he could brag to his cave buddies about it. Somethings don't change in even 37,000 years.
 
So are you saying that's what a 37,000 y.o., hairy vulva looked like???

Might I also add the word, "EEEEEEWWWWW!!!" to go along with that concept of yours? I don't mean to be ageist, but DAMN! :eek:
Were you there?

I doubt all ages for anything that are over 6500 years old. I hate to say this here, but I don't believe in macro-evolution. Micro-evolution (species adapting to their environment) yes, but macro (species evolving into another) - hell no!
 
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