This is seriously the best version of my collarme profile ever!

[Betticus]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/68941/details.htm

hehehehehehe
Hahahahahahahaahahaha.... ahahahahahhaah....

I crack myself up!

 

[Betticus]

I see that one of you sly girls has already gotten on collarme and sent me a message.

That was pretty good! I should post up all really good messages I get from now on.

 

[Homburg]

After reading that part about the healthy hair like waves of grain rippling in the wind, I would do you. Rawr.

 

[the captians wench]

hommy, either you are extreamly secure in your mascilinity, or there is something kinky going on here. *giggles*

meybe both *giggles*

 

[nh23]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z196/MI_Graver/ROTFL.gif

 

[Homburg]

hommy, either you are extreamly secure in your mascilinity, or there is something kinky going on here. *giggles*

meybe both *giggles*

I am eminently secure in my manhood. And kinky. You make the call.

It's Betticus and his flowing golden locks. They remind me of the little Dutch boy. Sexy gender-confusion.

 

[Betticus]

I'm gonna have fun with that site!

I should have said I have a flowing mane of back hair.

 

[Betticus]

hommy, either you are extreamly secure in your mascilinity, or there is something kinky going on here. *giggles*

meybe both *giggles*

I could be manly while wearing the little blue boy dutch outfit with the hat and curled ribbons while licking a big lollipop and skipping down the street.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

OMG!! Wasn't sure if I could make myself finish reading that without spewing on my keyboard. I did though...

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Not saying a word : silence :

"There is a full staff of servants on my yacht that love nothing more than serving breakfast in bed and you can forget that cash. It's so passe'. My sub will only use no limit credit cards and will have her personal bodyguard who can carry her purchases back to the limo. She will also have no less than a 5000 square foot closet complete with its own marble fountain and statuary imported from Italy.

Don't forget the daily poolside massage therapy and spa treatments. Her skin must have only the best care. To be truthful, I don't even like sex so I've hired the most skilled Cuban cabana boys/male pleasure slaves to do that kind of thing for me."

 

[Betticus]

"There is a full staff of servants on my yacht that love nothing more than serving breakfast in bed and you can forget that cash. It's so passe'. My sub will only use no limit credit cards and will have her personal bodyguard who can carry her purchases back to the limo. She will also have no less than a 5000 square foot closet complete with its own marble fountain and statuary imported from Italy.

Don't forget the daily poolside massage therapy and spa treatments. Her skin must have only the best care. To be truthful, I don't even like sex so I've hired the most skilled Cuban cabana boys/male pleasure slaves to do that kind of thing for me."

That was posted in response to this lovely message:

"Dear Hotstuff,

I was struck by the inherent charm of your image. You seem perfect so please permit me to tell you what we will be doing providing you pass muster . I will need you to beat me at least every second day, morning sex is expected as well daily. I require cash for play money at all times. You should keep $500 for my immediate grasp on whim, I will try and remember to say thank you Daddy. If I forget to remember it's your fault, you're probably not projecting enough domliness for me. Don't expect me to clean your house or cook for you because that isn't happening. If you want a maid I suggest you employ one. Oh, I sleep on the right side of the bed and have due preference for 100% swan down pillows. Jean Paul Gaultier lubricant is the only kind that I don't get a allergic reaction to, so at $300 a tube you better plan dude. I like breakfast in bed, preferably fresh fruit, smoked salmon and black coffee. You would need to consider bringing that before you leave for work each day. Oh, as for BJ's nope, not going to happen . I will require a statement from your bank balance from your area manager to confirm your financial status accompanying your hasty reply to me. Ohh and the tattoo has to go, never mind laser is pretty inexpensive these days. I am not keen to see money distracted from your most precious possession, moi."

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I was almost doing okay until I read this.....

"To be truthful, I don't even like sex so I've hired the most skilled Cuban cabana boys/male pleasure slaves to do that kind of thing for me."

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/31-1.gif ickk

 

[Betticus]

I was almost doing okay until I read this.....

"To be truthful, I don't even like sex so I've hired the most skilled Cuban cabana boys/male pleasure slaves to do that kind of thing for me."

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/31-1.gif ickk

You could just read that as Nordic Viking Dom warriors if you'd rather.

 

[Betticus]

OMG!! Wasn't sure if I could make myself finish reading that without spewing on my keyboard. I did though...

You have excellent self control!

 

[Homburg]

I could be manly while wearing the little blue boy dutch outfit with the hat and curled ribbons while licking a big lollipop and skipping down the street.

C'mon, tell me that ain't sexy.

And flowing back hair gets all the wimmens.

 

[Betticus]

C'mon, tell me that ain't sexy.

And flowing back hair gets all the wimmens.

You bet it's sexy!

 

[Penalt]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/68941/details.htm

hehehehehehe
Hahahahahahahaahahaha.... ahahahahahhaah....

I crack myself up!

Oh, that's just eeeeeevil. I like it!

 

[intothewoods]

Hilarious! I'm really over with me, and have been tempted to do something similar, but I'm afraid someone will yell at me for not taking collarme seriously enough.

 

[Homburg]

As cuss-awful as that eyebleed of a site is laid out, I can't take it seriously.

 

[Betticus]

Hilarious! I'm really over with me, and have been tempted to do something similar, but I'm afraid someone will yell at me for not taking collarme seriously enough.

Do it! C'mon, don't be a wuss! Do it!

 

[Exogenous]

Clever profile, indeed. I love your journal entries, very funny and educational. Thanks for the lesson regarding bull whips!

 

[Betticus]

Clever profile, indeed. I love your journal entries, very funny and educational. Thanks for the lesson regarding bull whips!

I was seriously traumatized by that bullwhip. It took many beers to get over it.

 

[graceanne]

Lol

 

[intothewoods]

Do it! C'mon, don't be a wuss! Do it!

I'm a wuss! I hate when people don't like me.

Maybe I will though. Maybe I'll post a crazy pic.

 

[FungiUg]

Hilarious! I'm really over with me, and have been tempted to do something similar, but I'm afraid someone will yell at me for not taking collarme seriously enough.

Wait! Collarme is serious?