This is priceless...
- Thread starter Shaq
- Start date
lovetoread
hello daddy
- Joined
- Mar 16, 2001
- Posts
- 42,978
Damn,I must be dancing all wrong.
Sex & Diamonds
Waiting
- Joined
- Mar 25, 2002
- Posts
- 4,052
I have this sudden urge to go dancing now. 
InnocentAngel81
~~*Big Booty Girl*~~
- Joined
- Nov 9, 2001
- Posts
- 3,092
lol i seen this before
OpposingBalance
Time to Toss the Dice...
- Joined
- Apr 9, 2002
- Posts
- 1,169
has anyone here seen that "priceless" piece online that says something like:
"Shows up naked , brings beer"
and has a silhouette of a naked woman holding a case of beer?
someone sent me an email of it way back, but I can't find it on my comp..
"Shows up naked , brings beer"
and has a silhouette of a naked woman holding a case of beer?
someone sent me an email of it way back, but I can't find it on my comp..
Juspar Emvan
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 4, 2000
- Posts
- 5,528
LMAO
Anyone seen the bubngee jumping one? Priceless. I'll see if I can find it to post. I damn near shit myself.
There was a pic about two pages on from theat one - I think it made my brain implode.
I'm going to bed now, I feel a hangover comming on.
Anyone seen the bubngee jumping one? Priceless. I'll see if I can find it to post. I damn near shit myself.
There was a pic about two pages on from theat one - I think it made my brain implode.
I'm going to bed now, I feel a hangover comming on.
Sex & Diamonds
Waiting
- Joined
- Mar 25, 2002
- Posts
- 4,052
I have this one.....
MasterCard Wedding
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances,
to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair,including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this
was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people
would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding about
the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends,...$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion,...$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui,...$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man,...Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!!!
MasterCard Wedding
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances,
to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair,including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this
was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people
would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding about
the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends,...$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion,...$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui,...$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man,...Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!!!
Sex & Diamonds
Waiting
- Joined
- Mar 25, 2002
- Posts
- 4,052
Liontamr_77 said:
I wonder what the hired photographer caught on film that day.
I can appreciate where the guy's coming from but the wide scale nature of the revenge seems a little crazy. I am just talking about sticking it to the brides parents. Its not their fault she doesn't have control of her snatch or her tendency to say I do.
JJRoderick
Virgin
- Joined
- Mar 5, 2002
- Posts
- 10
Hope I'm not getting too technical....
Since parents are (mostly) responsible for the attitudes people have about commitment, I think it's just desserts. Wish I could've done the same to my cheating wife.
---------------JJ Roderick.............. saying it because he can.
juicygirl said:
Since parents are (mostly) responsible for the attitudes people have about commitment, I think it's just desserts. Wish I could've done the same to my cheating wife.
---------------JJ Roderick.............. saying it because he can.
christophe
back by popular demand
- Joined
- Sep 10, 2001
- Posts
- 9,377
or how bout this one...from the same site
