zipman
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This is one of LT's friends
- Thread starter Le Jacquelope
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His entire life is a lie which makes his denials so damn funny.
People LIE on the internets??????
I don't believe it.
His entire life is a lie which makes his denials so damn funny.
If you believe ANYONE'S entire life to be a lie, how could you find that funny? How could you find it anything but utterly tragic?
bronzeage
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If there really was a person as pathetic as the persona Lt projects, it would be too depressing to contemplate. Humor is the only defense against such a thought.
Le Jacquelope
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Zitman is just an angry troll who's mad that he got trolled.
This guy is the king of bringing up old shit. This one will be a burr in his ass for years.
Le Jacquelope
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Man, I had no idea how simple pranks like this would get all these people riled up.
I gotta think of some more in the future to see how often I can make the General Board jump. This is fun.
You ought to see the way these guys flail and piss themselves over my new Rav4-EV. God damn, you'd think I fucked their moms in public.
Wait, I probably did at some time or another...
I gotta think of some more in the future to see how often I can make the General Board jump. This is fun.
You ought to see the way these guys flail and piss themselves over my new Rav4-EV. God damn, you'd think I fucked their moms in public.
Wait, I probably did at some time or another...
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You didn't read them? They're all having a grand time at your expense.
You might even say they're having schadenfreudal orgasms at your stumblefuck.
Le Jacquelope
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Agreed. I'm not bickering. I'm pointing and laughing.
These guys let the most minor things get to them. This will go on forever. I couldn't have planned this kind of mass square dance.
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People LIE on the internets??????
I don't believe it.
Ain't that terrible? Next thing you know some schmuck will claim he's a talkin' horse that type's with a southern accent.
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Yep..
Pookie
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Yeah, but with LT I doubt that he realizes his phone service was turned off a loooonnnng time ago.
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You must not read your own.
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Did you hear the music for it?
Ding dong, the dope is dead!
Which old dope? Le Jacquelope!
Ding dong, Le Jacquelope is dead!
Pookie
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His entire life is a lie which makes his denials so damn funny.
First his "friend" made this thread. I guess he realized that his having a "friend" made the story unrealistic even for his standards.
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FYP..
bronzeage
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First his "friend" made this thread. I guess he realized that his having a "friend" made the story unrealistic even for his standards.
That ruined the whole fantasy for me, sort of like when he woke up on the plane, it ruined his wife's fantasy that it actually could happen.
zipman
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I find it funny because it's exactly what he acuses everyone else here of being.
Irony is often funny. But I can certainly understand how you might feel sad for him.
zipman
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Zitman is just an angry troll who's mad that he got trolled.
This guy is the king of bringing up old shit. This one will be a burr in his ass for years.
LOL, so I'm the troll?
Which one of us creates multiple alts to troll people with? Since you're such a moron, I'll even give you a hint: It isn't me.
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"Dance, O my puppets!"
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Do you people realize I've shown this thread to dozens of people and emailed it to a hundred others and we are all laughing at the way you get so easily wound up?
There's a reason none of you can get along with normal people and why you live in the basement and have no presence online or in real life outside the GB.
Damn, that little jolt of reality ought to be worth about 10 more rants from you guys, LOL!
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Do you people realize I've shown this thread to dozens of people and emailed it to a hundred others and we are all laughing at the way you get so easily wound up?
There's a reason none of you can get along with normal people and why you live in the basement and have no presence online or in real life outside the GB.
Damn, that little jolt of reality ought to be worth about 10 more rants from you guys, LOL!
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