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This is one of LT's friends
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i have a panty and bra set that match
Sweet. Color av's are best.
HB1965
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Exactly
Le Jacquelope
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Two different them's were used - one for two kids, the eldest being a TODDLER (who thus cannot post anywhere), the other "them" being the gender neutral for a house sitter.
Of course you can run with "LT is saying toddlers can post to Lit". You've posted crazier interpretations than that.
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Le Jacquelope
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Your question is stupid, kinda like you.
Happy New Year. Unlike you, I have a lot of real life people here throwing a party. Hasta.
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The question isn't stupid. It's valid.
You're expecting us to believe a friend woke up in the dead of the night to say your heart stopped beating.
"Dear, tell the guests to wait. You remember that "prank" I played on my internet friends. Well it's backfiring. I'm so ripping into this guy for not having a life when I'm posting on Lit with friends at our house."
You remind of the janitor from Scrubs. I bet you're sitting in your garage surrounded by a squirrel army. Those are your friends.
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Squirrels do love nuts.
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Oh and Darktan... you don't remember writing this? "See how none of you cared? You would have cared if I was a white female!"
Ah, at least now I know what you were referring to. Thank you. I hadn't even thought of that as arguing race with you. It really sounds like something you would say. Honestly, I agree that people tend to be unfairly sympathetic to white females. My point was, you might actually bother faking your death to try to prove it to a porn board.
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You know what, that makes you a much bigger person
maturity wise
than a whole hell of a lot of others around here. I knew I wasn't wrong when I said you were cool.
Happy New Years to you, too.
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You know what, that makes you a much bigger person
maturity wise
than a whole hell of a lot of others around here. I knew I wasn't wrong when I said you were cool.
Happy New Years to you, too.
Thanks LT. Have fun tonight!
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With a few more lessons like this one, you might become a competent writer. Provided that you can learn from your errors.
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Hey LT, or should I just call you Poppy from now on since you faked your death on here just like she did.
I just feel a little bad for some of the people who actually gave a shit about a fucktard like you and were upset, like CJ.
You're a worthless liar. And for the record, I didn't know Busybody faked his own death on here too. Although it's interesting that you always compare yourself to the bottom of the barrel on lit. But I did give Poppy a lot of shit for doing it.
Happy New Year loser!
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You know what, that makes you a much bigger person
maturity wise
than a whole hell of a lot of others around here. I knew I wasn't wrong when I said you were cool.
Happy New Years to you, too.
Answer the question.
Was it you? I'd do a lot for my friends, but I wouldn't wake up in the middle of the night to post some BS about a fake death.
You "real life" party must be a throw down, if you're back on Lit instead of entertaining them.
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Hey LT, or should I just call you Poppy from now on since you faked your death on here just like she did.
I just feel a little bad for some of the people who actually gave a shit about a fucktard like you and were upset, like CJ.
You're a worthless liar. And for the record, I didn't know Busybody faked his own death on here too. Although it's interesting that you always compare yourself to the bottom of the barrel on lit. But I did give Poppy a lot of shit for doing it.
Happy New Year loser!
LT faking his death (directly or by proxy) on a porn board while still on a trip to get attention. And this person he allegedly had to fake his death on a porn board was allegedly ... house sitting his alleged kids.
I need to find that "What Lit poster needs to take a Lit break?" thread. We definitely have a clear winner now.
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Oh, I missed the part where this would've been a person house sitting his alleged kids posting, by proxy, his faked death on a porn board in the middle of the night.
It really doesn't matter how he answers your question. Heh.
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That sounds pretty "astounging," all right.
Choking on a dinner after complaining about a chokingly thick dust storm.
And a stewardess "got to him in time," as though she were a doctor with an ECU at her back, but yet just then his heart stopped. O woe.
What are the odds?
And think on it: Lit's most dedicated troll, since Hanns and Yayati gave up, just after adopting a child, and with two other infants to care for, cut down by an airline dinner. What a tragedy, for the family to lose such a famous Internet circus clown, with four hungry mouths to feed.
How unfortunate for them that he not be around to ignore their existence by spending his days and nights trolling the GB.
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I rather look at it as a plus for the kids. I mean, the alternative could be that he would be ... god forbid ... raising these kids himself.
Byron In Exile
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That would be an even greater tragedy.I rather look at it as a plus for the kids. I mean, the alternative could be that he would be ... god forbid ... raising these kids himself.
It's a problem with no good outcome, really.
Byron In Exile
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There's a lot of that going around these days.
Faking one's death is generally considered a cry for attention.
A death announcement from the account of an attention whore like Lt, who is also a pathological liar, was bound to happen eventually.
Byron In Exile
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Yeah, well, there's your wake-up call as to how much you know about Lt.LT's style has always been too confrontational to fake his own death. he has always derived too much satisfaction from a smug "fuck you" regardless of the weight of people or authority against him to disappear in such a passive way.
though he has certainly enjoyed fucking with the board, i think faking his death to disappear would be beneath him.
if i am wrong, so be it. that, too me, is a much lesser error than shooting fireworks in this thread and being wrong.
i wish he had been less confrontational on the board. he made many valid arguments that got lost in the vortex of his pot stirring. and although i don't see eye-to-eye on all of his positions, i do on many. i think LT had great heart.
r.i.p. LT
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Byron In Exile
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The very title of the thread says "you're being fucked with."
