This is NOT how to swallow....

im a girl and all i could think of when i read that was

OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!!!!!!
 
Excuse me while I just go throw out the Osso Buco I made for dinner : laughs :
 
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I could so think of any number of men I'd like to do this to. Well, not the eating part, but the rest of it.
 
Proof, that pissing off a Brit girl is a very bad idea.

We love making men suffer :cool:
 
cobblestonefog said:
I am in no way a violent person.

That made me laugh.
I'd say there's at least one testicle's worth of violence in her...almost literally, until she spit it out. I've heard of mountain oysters, but what would that be?

It would have been justice if she had swallowed it, choked and needed his help to remove it. "Sorry babe...but I'm in too much pain."



But, seriously, that is the worst area for intense pain. I don't know what he did that made her think she was justified. There is NOTHING I would ever do that would deserve that done to me. And, I'm not a violent person, but if something like that were to be done to me, I'd gain every bit of strength I could and beat the fucking shit out of the person.
 
DVS said:
I'd say there's at least one testicle's worth of violence in her...almost literally, until she spit it out. I've heard of mountain oysters, but what would that be?

It would have been justice if she had swallowed it, choked and needed his help to remove it. "Sorry babe...but I'm in too much pain."



But, seriously, that is the worst area for intense pain. I don't know what he did that made her think she was justified. There is NOTHING I would ever do that would deserve that done to me. And, I'm not a violent person, but if something like that were to be done to me, I'd gain every bit of strength I could and beat the fucking shit out of the person.

I beg to differ. If I had a dollar for every time a man asked me to castrate him, I would be on some sunny beach not having to read this stuff.

However, I am sure he did something to deserve it. If you think I am being harsh, oh well.
 
Ebonyfire said:
I beg to differ. If I had a dollar for every time a man asked me to castrate him, I would be on some sunny beach not having to read this stuff.

However, I am sure he did something to deserve it. If you think I am being harsh, oh well.
No, I don't care about him or her. They seem like a cute couple. I said I would never do anything to deserve it. Big difference.
 
Ebonyfire said:
I beg to differ. If I had a dollar for every time a man asked me to castrate him, I would be on some sunny beach not having to read this stuff.

However, I am sure he did something to deserve it. If you think I am being harsh, oh well.


Agreed on A.

As for B I think one must tango with the insane for a while and ignore the signs before things like this happen. That's giving him the benefit of the doubt.

What I don't understand is why the loss of a boy bit makes international wires and women being killed by husbands/bf's is like shrug whatever.
 
DVS said:
No, I don't care about him or her. They seem like a cute couple. I said I would never do anything to deserve it. Big difference.

Of course. However do you actually think something like that would happen to you?

I think not.
 
Ebonyfire said:
What's the problem? He has another one! Sheesh!
LOL, I just saw this. Very true, too. They come in pairs but you don't need both to do the job.
 
Netzach said:
{Snip}What I don't understand is why the loss of a boy bit makes international wires and women being killed by husbands/bf's is like shrug whatever.
I think, Netz, that it's simply that a woman being killed by husband/bf happens so often, it's no longer news - kind of like "dog bites man" vs. "man bites dog." The entire newspaper (remember those?) could be filled with dog bites man stories or husband/bf kills woman stories, but "turning the other cheek" stories are less common, and therefore deemed more "newsworthy." (Not to say that they should be, just that the less common story becomes the bigger story. Journalism has its standards, you know - the stories have to be "new" enough to sell more papers so they can keep their ad rates up. After all, the business of a newspaper {tv news show, etc., etc.} is to sell advertising, not really to share the news.) (And these days, even man/woman/child biting dog is no big news bite, either. <Sigh>)
 
I love his friend's reaction:

A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."


...as if he didn't know.
 
ouch

As a female perhaps I am misunderstanding just how painful this would be-but would you not be writhing on the floor screeching if someone yanked off a testicle? I once nicked-just a tiny nick mind you- my dear Husband whilst shaving him and he behaved as if I'd sliced it off. I do not think gagging on a testes you are trying to swallow counts as deep throat action either-shudders-ewwwwww.
 
Earthgoddess said:
As a female perhaps I am misunderstanding just how painful this would be-but would you not be writhing on the floor screeching if someone yanked off a testicle? I once nicked-just a tiny nick mind you- my dear Husband whilst shaving him and he behaved as if I'd sliced it off. I do not think gagging on a testes you are trying to swallow counts as deep throat action either-shudders-ewwwwww.


I would guess that an extreme amount of alcohol was consumed on the parts of both the biter and bitten.
 
I wonder just how much force needs to be exerted to pull off a testicle. Purely academic curiosity, of course. :devil:
 
BiBunny said:
I wonder just how much force needs to be exerted to pull off a testicle. Purely academic curiosity, of course. :devil:

I would think the downward tear force of the teath would need to be stronger than the ripping force as it was torn from the body. Not that I have given this alot of thought or anything.
 
ecstaticsub said:
I would guess that an extreme amount of alcohol was consumed on the parts of both the biter and bitten.


Shock can be a handy thing sometimes,..... yah know??
 
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