This is me......

[lothwen]

It's 'offical' all right.

He definitely is not attracted to your spelling.

Just saying.

This has been a public service announcement.

I will leave you now back to your stimulating thread.

Thanks luv. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out

 

[Rowan00]

Are you kidding me? It's fucking adorable. It's like somebody watching a spoof and thinking it's a drama.



Now kiss me you fool

I don't know .... now that Jake pointed out your atrocious spelling to me .... I don't know if I can .... the mood's kinda passed.

Damn you, Jake .... damn you!

My pathetic self is going off to have a pathetic cry.

 

[jake34]

I think she means in between her legs there, Rowan.

Just trying to help you out a little.

Are you kidding me? It's fucking adorable. It's like somebody watching a spoof and thinking it's a drama.



Now kiss me you fool

 

[lothwen]

It's 'offical' all right.

He definitely is not attracted to your spelling.

Just saying.

This has been a public service announcement.

I will leave you now back to your stimulating thread.

grate, thanx for that cuse i waz so shur he waz attrakted to my speling

 

[Rowan00]

grate, thanx for that cuse i waz so shur he waz attrakted to my speling

My apologies for attracting the trolls to your thread. I'm sure it'll provide some amusement for the rest of Lit in the morning, though.

 

[jake34]

I try to help your boy out here (because he obviously can't take a fucking hint) and this is the thanks that I get?

And I am the one with an anger problem.

Thanks luv. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out

 

[jake34]

Look at you.

And they said that chivalry was dead!?

My apologies for attracting the trolls to your thread. I'm sure it'll provide some amusement for the rest of Lit in the morning, though.

 

[lothwen]

I don't know .... now that Jake pointed out your atrocious spelling to me .... I don't know if I can .... the mood's kinda passed.

Damn you, Jake .... damn you!

My pathetic self is going off to have a pathetic cry.

You?! What about me? After all, I'm the one who misspelled "Official." I should just go fling myself off a cliff.

My apologies for attracting the trolls to your thread. I'm sure it'll provide some amusement for the rest of Lit in the morning, though.

You're forgiven just for this

 

[Rowan00]

You?! What about me? After all, I'm the one who misspelled "Official." I should just go fling myself off a cliff.


You're forgiven just for this

Now that I'm forgiven I'm apparently supposed to kiss you between your legs??? I'm sooo confused, hopefully Jake can continue to instruct me on how it is you woo a lady.

 

[lothwen]

Now that I'm forgiven I'm apparently supposed to kiss you between your legs??? I'm sooo confused, hopefully Jake can continue to instruct me on how it is you woo a lady.

Well, I had meant a kiss on the lips. Which, now that I think about it is a pretty ambiguous statement to make.


Oh, Jake? Did I spell that correctly?

 

[jake34]

Better stick to the lips up top, Toots.

Have a feeling that this slow poke does not even know what a fucking clit is.

Well, I had meant a kiss on the lips. Which, now that I think about it is a pretty ambiguous statement to make.


Oh, Jake? Did I spell that correctly?

 

[Rowan00]

Better stick to the lips up top, Toots.

Have a feeling that this slow poke does not even know what a fucking clit is.

I would ask you to enlighten me, Jake, but I am guessing whatever a clit is, it might be too sexual for us to talk about in public? Maybe this requires a PM.

Lothwen, I promise to come back and win your heart once Jake has properly schooled me in matters of love and female anatomy. Wait for me?

 

[lothwen]

I would ask you to enlighten me, Jake, but I am guessing whatever a clit is, it might be too sexual for us to talk about in public? Maybe this requires a PM.

Lothwen, I promise to come back and win your heart once Jake has properly schooled me in matters of love and female anatomy. Wait for me?

I will wait for you forever. Or until Tom Cruise wins an Academy Award. Whichever comes first

 

[Rowan00]

I will wait for you forever. Or until Tom Cruise wins an Academy Award. Whichever comes first

OK, so I have time then. Cool.

 

[lothwen]

OK, so I have time then. Cool.

I believe you have eternity.



Now go get your "Woman pleasing" lessons from jake34. After all, he's so concerned that you won't know how to pleasure me.

 

[jake34]

So I am the one who knows what a clit is.

And he is the one who you will wait for.

Makes perfect sense.

Then again.

You also are the one who cannot spell.

So maybe you are really not even worth it.

Even as big as your clit happens to be.

I will wait for you forever. Or until Tom Cruise wins an Academy Award. Whichever comes first

 

[Rowan00]

I believe you have eternity.



Now go get your "Woman pleasing" lessons from jake34. After all, he's so concerned that you won't know how to pleasure me.

He really is so thoughtful. When I finally do figure out how to give you an orgasm, we'll have to name it after him.

 

[lothwen]

He really is so thoughtful. When I finally do figure out how to give you an orgasm, we'll have to name it after him.

So good we NAMED it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jake34]

And what the fuck is in it for me if I decide to help your sorry ass out?

Can I at least just listen or come watch?

He really is so thoughtful. When I finally do figure out how to give you an orgasm, we'll have to name it after him.

 

[Rowan00]

And what the fuck is in it for me if I decide to help your sorry ass out?

Can I at least just listen or come watch?

Oohh, a voyeur, are we?

I don't know, Lothwen, this is your thread .... is Jake allowed to watch us?

 

[lothwen]

Oohh, a voyeur, are we?

I don't know, Lothwen, this is your thread .... is Jake allowed to watch us?

Let me think about this....um....no.

 

[Rowan00]

Let me think about this....um....no.

I mean, I'd have thought naming your orgasm after him would be enough. Some people are just never satisfied.

 

[lothwen]

I mean, I'd have thought naming your orgasm after him would be enough. Some people are just never satisfied.

I know, right? It's such a shame that the idea of both of us screaming out his name during our orgasms isn't enough for him.

 

[RaylanGibbs]

Where is Homer Simpson when you need him. DOH!

 

[Rowan00]

I know, right? It's such a shame that the idea of both of us screaming out his name during our orgasms isn't enough for him.

Oh, I was going to let you pick the name for my orgasm, I didn't realize we were giving him the package deal. Well now he's really just coming across as greedy.