This is me......

[lothwen]

^I have no idea. I Googled "Elvish sayings" for that

 

[Rowan00]

You're close enough.....but it's not Latin, it's Elvish




Unfortunately I have yet to be lucky enough to experience sensual massage, but it sounds like a wonderful experience

I forget if you're currently dating anyone, but I'd suggest it to that guy or the next one you date. I can't imagine any male not jumping at the thought of being able to run his hands all over that body. I like to start with the girl on her stomach so I can begin up at the shoulder blades and work downward -- who doesn't love a good back rub? The butt is usually a pretty good erogenous zone, maybe let my hand brush just gently against her labia, then down her legs to her feet .... by this time she's usually ready to roll over and enjoy the rest of the massage.

 

[neruda]

^I have no idea. I Googled "Elvish sayings" for that

My Latin teacher used to give us all kinds of things to translate. One of his favorites was to use improperly translated Latin sayings to stump us.

I've just made it through all of your pictures. You are... Honestly I lack the words.

 

[lothwen]

I forget if you're currently dating anyone, but I'd suggest it to that guy or the next one you date. I can't imagine any male not jumping at the thought of being able to run his hands all over that body. I like to start with the girl on her stomach so I can begin up at the shoulder blades and work downward -- who doesn't love a good back rub? The butt is usually a pretty good erogenous zone, maybe let my hand brush just gently against her labia, then down her legs to her feet .... by this time she's usually ready to roll over and enjoy the rest of the massage.

I am currently single, but that's going to be a requirement for the next guy I date. But I'd have to get one maybe after getting a "real" massage from a professional earlier that day, just so I'm not wanting it because my back is sore or I just ache all over.



And your description of a masage has got me a little hot and bothered

 

[Rowan00]

I am currently single, but that's going to be a requirement for the next guy I date. But I'd have to get one maybe after getting a "real" massage from a professional earlier that day, just so I'm not wanting it because my back is sore or I just ache all over.



And your description of a masage has got me a little hot and bothered

Haha, so then I shouldn't describe the rest of it then?

 

[lothwen]

Haha, so then I shouldn't describe the rest of it then?

I like being hot and bothered

 

[Rowan00]

I like being hot and bothered

Well I'm very glad to hear that ....

Now I don't know about you personally, but I've found the sides and the undersides of a woman's breasts to be very good erogenous spots that don't receive nearly enough attention because a guy will normally just zero in on the nipples/areolas, clasp his hands over her breasts and knead the full breast in his hand. I like to work my way around from the sides, below her breasts, kind of cup them in my hands while massaging softly, then work my way up to trace the areolas and gently squeeze the nipples between two fingers while continuing to massage her breasts.

Then let my hands slowly work their way down her chest to her belly -- often another overlooked erogenous zone, though if she's ticklish it can sometimes be difficult finding the right strokes and pressure there. After that, the thighs. I have a lot of fun massaging the thighs, teasing, hands stroking, getting closer to her outer lips, but not touching them .... though if she's enjoying the massage the way she should and I'm doing a good job, she's already so wet that it's quite obvious.

You still doing OK over there?

 

[just4friends]

I am currently single, but that's going to be a requirement for the next guy I date. But I'd have to get one maybe after getting a "real" massage from a professional earlier that day, just so I'm not wanting it because my back is sore or I just ache all over.



And your description of a masage has got me a little hot and bothered

look up this video at x videos..
make your girlfriend orgasm full training 2 - 12 min
You'll ache in many many good ways! (I think there's a longer version you can find)

 

[lothwen]

Well I'm very glad to hear that ....

Now I don't know about you personally, but I've found the sides and the undersides of a woman's breasts to be very good erogenous spots that don't receive nearly enough attention because a guy will normally just zero in on the nipples/areolas, clasp his hands over her breasts and knead the full breast in his hand. I like to work my way around from the sides, below her breasts, kind of cup them in my hands while massaging softly, then work my way up to trace the areolas and gently squeeze the nipples between two fingers while continuing to massage her breasts.

Then let my hands slowly work their way down her chest to her belly -- often another overlooked erogenous zone, though if she's ticklish it can sometimes be difficult finding the right strokes and pressure there. After that, the thighs. I have a lot of fun massaging the thighs, teasing, hands stroking, getting closer to her outer lips, but not touching them .... though if she's enjoying the massage the way she should and I'm doing a good job, she's already so wet that it's quite obvious.

You still doing OK over there?

I'm doing great....



But I have gotten a PM from a certain Lister coughJakecough informing me that we need to take our "flirting" to PM.

 

[Rowan00]

I'm doing great....



But I have gotten a PM from a certain Lister coughJakecough informing me that we need to take our "flirting" to PM.

Wouldn't want the Lit police called on us or anything. That'd just be awful.

 

[lothwen]

Wouldn't want the Lit police called on us or anything. That'd just be awful.

Only awful if they put us in seperate cells. But I've heard that at the Lit prison it's coed, and I've been promised that we can be cellmates. So then you can give me one of those sensual massages you've been telling me about, and I can feel your strong, rough hands on my smooth, silky skin.


Ooops, I forgot, I'm not suppose to flirt with you in MY thread.

 

[Rowan00]

Only awful if they put us in seperate cells. But I've heard that at the Lit prison it's coed, and I've been promised that we can be cellmates. So then you can give me one of those sensual massages you've been telling me about, and I can feel your strong, rough hands on my smooth, silky skin.


Ooops, I forgot, I'm not suppose to flirt with you in MY thread.

You're so naughty, they're going to throw the book at you. I guess I'd better be naughty in return and tell you how much I'd enjoy taking my strong, rough hands and using them to slide off that prison jumpsuit (I hear the Lit ones are slightly sexier than your average prison jumpsuit, but still, not completely flattering, at least not when the body underneath it is so much sexier), and then .... whoops, don't want to take it too far, they might throw me into solitary!

 

[lothwen]

You're so naughty, they're going to throw the book at you. I guess I'd better be naughty in return and tell you how much I'd enjoy taking my strong, rough hands and using them to slide off that prison jumpsuit (I hear the Lit ones are slightly sexier than your average prison jumpsuit, but still, not completely flattering, at least not when the body underneath it is so much sexier), and then .... whoops, don't want to take it too far, they might throw me into solitary!

Don't worry baby, I'll convince them to let me stand guard over you. And you know that when you're in solitary that you only get one meal a day, and I know you need to eat, so I will be more than happy to let you eat my.......I can't say any more. Don't want to get in trouble here!

 

[Rowan00]

Don't worry baby, I'll convince them to let me stand guard over you. And you know that when you're in solitary that you only get one meal a day, and I know you need to eat, so I will be more than happy to let you eat my.......I can't say any more. Don't want to get in trouble here!

Eating is important .... as is quenching one's thirst .... ideally I'd need something to eat that also provided me with wetness, with moisture, something I could savor very slowly and with a hunger like it might be the last thing to ever touch my lips ....

Man, I'm going to end up with a life sentence in Lit prison, aren't I? Bad, bad, bad.

 

[lothwen]

Eating is important .... as is quenching one's thirst .... ideally I'd need something to eat that also provided me with wetness, with moisture, something I could savor very slowly and with a hunger like it might be the last thing to ever touch my lips ....

Man, I'm going to end up with a life sentence in Lit prison, aren't I? Bad, bad, bad.

And while you're in solitary you're going to need some way to excersise, right? Something to get your heart pounding, and your muscles burning.


Hey, that wasn't sexual at all Lit Judge. I demand you show me how that could be taken in a sexual way

 

[Rowan00]

And while you're in solitary you're going to need some way to excersise, right? Something to get your heart pounding, and your muscles burning.


Hey, that wasn't sexual at all Lit Judge. I demand you show me how that could be taken in a sexual way

Rule #1 of Lit Prison: Cardio *

Don't want to get out of shape, so definitely something that builds up a good sweat, gets the hips moving, the body moving up and down .... yes, working out is very important.


* I think that's also Rule #1 of Zombieland .... but hey, it's a good rule.

 

[lothwen]

Rule #1 of Lit Prison: Cardio *

Don't want to get out of shape, so definitely something that builds up a good sweat, gets the hips moving, the body moving up and down .... yes, working out is very important.


* I think that's also Rule #1 of Zombieland .... but hey, it's a good rule.

I thought the #1 rule of Zombieland was "Don't get eaten"?

 

[Rowan00]

I thought the #1 rule of Zombieland was "Don't get eaten"?

Hahaha .... well I think all the rules encompass that general idea. It's a good movie. Not your standard zombie flick.

 

[lothwen]

Hahaha .... well I think all the rules encompass that general idea. It's a good movie. Not your standard zombie flick.

That's a movie?



Did I just lose any cred I may have had with you?

 

[jake34]

This is now officially the most pathetic cyber fuck that I have ever seen.

Since you both seem to be a little slow.

Allow me to help you out here.

Take it ... into ... a ... private ... message.

That's a movie?



Did I just lose any cred I may have had with you?

 

[Rowan00]

That's a movie?



Did I just lose any cred I may have had with you?

Haha, no, you have no idea how many movies everyone else has seen that I haven't. Movies way more popular than Zombieland.

 

[lothwen]

This is now officially the most pathetic cyber fuck that I have ever seen.

Since you both seem to be a little slow.

Allow me to help you out here.

Take it ... into ... a ... private ... message.

Hooray!!!!!! It's offical!!!!!!!!

 

[Rowan00]

Hooray!!!!!! It's offical!!!!!!!!

It's so cute he thinks we're here to cyber .... it's like people who can't pick up on sarcasm.

 

[jake34]

It's 'offical' all right.

He definitely is not attracted to your spelling.

Just saying.

This has been a public service announcement.

I will leave you now back to your stimulating thread.

Hooray!!!!!! It's offical!!!!!!!!

 

[lothwen]

It's so cute he thinks we're here to cyber .... it's like people who can't pick up on sarcasm.

Are you kidding me? It's fucking adorable. It's like somebody watching a spoof and thinking it's a drama.



Now kiss me you fool