This is me being nice

[ms_ann_thrope]

Try me out.

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

I've got waffles, do you like waffles?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

She blew a stick on pastie.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I've got waffles, do you like waffles?

Are they Eggos? They're ok if you can manage to eat them before they develop freezer burn. It's really just a maple syrup delivery system anyway.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

Are they Eggos? They're ok if you can manage to eat them before they develop freezer burn. It's really just a maple syrup delivery system anyway.

I don't really have any waffles. Why do I lie so much?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I don't really have any waffles. Why do I lie so much?

It's probably just a compulsion. You can't possibly be held responsible and I forgive you.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

It's probably just a compulsion. You can't possibly be held responsible and I forgive you.

Thank you, my sponsor keeps telling me to find new outlets for my behavior. He suggests things like babysitting newborns, rescuing rescue animals, pillow fighting with employees of Kroger, talking to plants, piercing my frontal lobe with an ice pick...so on and so forth. Let's face it though, that bastard is just another big liar, so what does he know what I need?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Thank you, my sponsor keeps telling me to find new outlets for my behavior. He suggests things like babysitting newborns, rescuing rescue animals, pillow fighting with employees of Kroger, talking to plants, piercing my frontal lobe with an ice pick...so on and so forth. Let's face it though, that bastard is just another big liar, so what does he know what I need?

I know what you need. I know what everyone needs. Everyone but me.

 

[M. Jordan]

Are they Eggos? They're ok if you can manage to eat them before they develop freezer burn. It's really just a maple syrup delivery system anyway.

Maple syrup and butter.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Heels or flats?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Maple syrup and butter.

I'm often tempted to just eat a piece of butter all by itself, but guilt sets in so I smear it over a pancake and smother it with syrup.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Heels or flats?

Is it a sure thing or are we still working it?

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

I know what you need. I know what everyone needs. Everyone but me.

I know what you need, x-ray vision. *nods*

 

[M. Jordan]

I'm often tempted to just eat a piece of butter all by itself, but guilt sets in so I smear it over a pancake and smother it with syrup.

Are you a fan of real Maple Syrup, or just the generic kind? How about Jam or Jelly? With melted butter, everything is better.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I know what you need, x-ray vision. *nods*

Add a little compression and I could do screening mammograms.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Are you a fan of real Maple Syrup, or just the generic kind? How about Jam or Jelly? With melted butter, everything is better.

I'm a big fan of whatever you prefer.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

Add a little compression and I could do screening mammograms.

It is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Bear down an little and the compression will come naturally.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Bear down an little and the compression will come naturally.

It's also Proctober.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

It's also Proctober.

Ass probings, we all need a good one.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Ass probings, we all need a good one.

There's no room in mine. It's full of bosses.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

There's no room in mine. It's full of bosses.

Crowded ass = Loss of productivity

Simple math

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Crowded ass = Loss of productivity

Simple math

There is definitely very little wiggle room.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

There is definitely very little wiggle room.

You work for a major corporation, don't you? I'd recommend a colon cleanse, but nothing abates those fuckers once they are in there.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You work for a major corporation, don't you? I'd recommend a colon cleanse, but nothing abates those fuckers once they are in there.

It's the Internet. Of course I do.

I got spoken to for having the 2nd highest internet usage in the company. I told them I will try harder to get to number one.