This is hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[miles]

Formal dress: $120.00

Dinner and drinks before formal: $80.00

Having a picture passed around on the internet that shows you duct taped your boobs together: PRICELESS

 

[april-wine]

damnnnnnn thats gonna leave a mark

 

[Mensa]

Red Green was right

Duct tape: man's best friend.

It'll hold together all his toys.

 

[Pokerman]

Duct Tape is like "The Force", it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.....

 

[willywanker]

She has to have a little masochist in her. Can't imagine that pulling that off could be any fun.

 

[Never]

My mother always said 'you have to suffer for beauty.'

 

[Cirrus]

Carpe Ductem: seize the tape

All I have to say is OUCH!!!

 

[Pokerman]

I can just picture the guy she's with, after the party...licking her breasts "Sweetie, how come your nipples smell like duct tape and taste like glue?"

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Carpe Ductem: seize the tape

I love that line...

 

[mrbenh]

some pretty sexy guys there

the one on the left is Dave Mathews and th eone on the far right is Marky Mark!! lol thank you thank you!!

 

[Bigdog]

Along the same lines...

 

[miles]

And the blonde on the right.......

$350 for the first hour, plus the room

 

[Doulton]

One for the women.

Hope this works, never attached a pic before.

 

[Mensa]

Just like American Express

Along the same lines...

Don't leave home without 'em

 

[Mensa]

Re: One for the women.

Hope this works, never attached a pic before.

Just two guys playing with some balls.

 

[scylis]

sorry.. i don't have a picture, but i'm working on it...

the best one is:

Tuxedo Rental: $120
Limo Rental (split with friends): $30
Drinks: $40
Being able to feel up your drunken date's pussy and get caught on camera: PRICELESS

[Picture Under Construction (meaning i lost it)]