This is for you.

blows him a tea scented kiss

I know you Aussies drink it on the sly sometimes too.

winks

*looks around quickly to check if anyone's listening*

You tell anyone and I will be deported

*places 6 cans of Victoria Bitter on the bench in case anyone looks*
 
*looks around quickly to check if anyone's listening*

You tell anyone and I will be deported

*places 6 cans of Victoria Bitter on the bench in case anyone looks*

As much as I'd hate for that...there's the perfect spot for a fish bowl near the sauna here. Nice and warm.

winks and adds a stuffed toy kangaroo and a cork-hat to his cans, just to make things more Aussified
 
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