This is for you.

Nonono. *drags you back out of hiding* The sponge will get that too!


Now, if there's sugar? I probably don't use the sponge.

I'm now envisioning the Spongebob episode where he was used in advertising.

Sugar and sponge would be rather messy... Especially if it gets in horrible places.
 
I'm now envisioning the Spongebob episode where he was used in advertising.

Sugar and sponge would be rather messy... Especially if it gets in horrible places.

Maybe I'll get me a headset and start to doing bizarre, aggressive commercials.


But the sponge wouldn't really work well, no. Besides, it's sugar! Gotta use your tongue for that. Or a moistened finger.
 
That sudden violent twist of hips will do it everytime.

> . >

< . <

I was too rough with it.
Very very sure of that.

Need to find way of getting new one.
And how to toss some old ones. Just... Trash 'em? Bad experience, there. Never do that in a town where people trashbin scrounge. 2 old ladies tore open bags I put out when I moved.
Found 4 toys I tossed.
They. Took. Them.
 
I was too rough with it.
Very very sure of that.

Need to find way of getting new one.
And how to toss some old ones. Just... Trash 'em? Bad experience, there. Never do that in a town where people trashbin scrounge. 2 old ladies tore open bags I put out when I moved.
Found 4 toys I tossed.
They. Took. Them.

Oh god... just the thought... What were they thinking???

I put the broken ones into plastic grocery bags, as in layers, then I wait until the kitchen trash is empty and stuff it down to the bottom of the new kitchen trash bag.

YES! I break them too. I admit it.

Hi. My name is Cait. I break my toys.

*sob*
 
-smirk,giggle.... shiver of fear-

The day my favorite dies...

Others have come and gone...

But i will... -sniffs-


I... i.. dropped it the other day, agian...

I was too rough with it.
Very very sure of that.

Need to find way of getting new one.
And how to toss some old ones. Just... Trash 'em? Bad experience, there. Never do that in a town where people trashbin scrounge. 2 old ladies tore open bags I put out when I moved.
Found 4 toys I tossed.
They. Took. Them.

Oh god... just the thought... What were they thinking???

I put the broken ones into plastic grocery bags, as in layers, then I wait until the kitchen trash is empty and stuff it down to the bottom of the new kitchen trash bag.

YES! I break them too. I admit it.

Hi. My name is Cait. I break my toys.

*sob*

*hysterical giggling from the dark corner in the back of the room*
 
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