This is for you.

*laughs* I tied mine up all the time. Did it since I was like... Jeez, 7 or so.
My mom found some makeshift self bondage in my room was I was a senior.

She told me about this last year. "I honestly wasn't surprised."
 
*laughs* I tied mine up all the time. Did it since I was like... Jeez, 7 or so.
My mom found some makeshift self bondage in my room was I was a senior.

She told me about this last year. "I honestly wasn't surprised."

Ya know it's bad when your own mother isn't even surprised at your depravity.
 
*laughs* I tied mine up all the time. Did it since I was like... Jeez, 7 or so.
My mom found some makeshift self bondage in my room was I was a senior.

She told me about this last year. "I honestly wasn't surprised."

Ya know it's bad when your own mother isn't even surprised at your depravity.

No, you were definitely not the only one
not at all

My mom was not only surprised, she got annoyed at me.
"Hon, just ask her out already."
"If you are going to do this, don't use that. It will cut off your circulation."
"Of course I don't mind...a girl can't knock you up."

Mom Logic, it's in a league of it's own.
 
My mom was not only surprised, she got annoyed at me.
"Hon, just ask her out already."
"If you are going to do this, don't use that. It will cut off your circulation."
"Of course I don't mind...a girl can't knock you up."

Mom Logic, it's in a league of it's own.

Hush up!
You worship that woman right now!
Too many parents are not so...accepting.
 
Mom Logic, it's in a league of it's own.

When I told my mom I had a girlfriend she was very convused that I was still keeping my huband too.

To her, getting a girlfriend made sense but keeping my now ex huband, didnt.
 
When I told my mom I had a girlfriend she was very convused that I was still keeping my huband too.

To her, getting a girlfriend made sense but keeping my now ex huband, didnt.

Perhaps she just didn't like the husband.
 
Perhaps she just didn't like the husband.

Oh.... she really really really reallly really didnt like the husband.

thats when she finaly told me she was suprised i married a man at all.

I was all.... 'wtf'.... So, you decide to tell me after I get married that you thought i was gay my whole life and shouldnt marry a man.
 
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