This is an incredibly stupid show...

[Eumenides]

But I don't know where the remote is and I can only turn my tv on and off manually. No volume adjust, no channel change.

Single people dancing at a club.

Woohoo.

Women being shallow.

Woohoo.

And not an ounce of really sexy material.

SHIT

 

[Sillyman]

Is it on E! ?

 

[Eumenides]

Close

WE

 

[Sillyman]

Okay, so I was one letter off.

That's a lot of shows at this hour though.

 

[Eumenides]

This is a quote from the show...or an approximation.

"Lani has to come clean with male model Jack and tell him that her true interest was in DJ Sam."

I don't think it's Sam, but you get the idea.

"But now she's leaving her wicked ways behind."

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Oh, it's Jeremy.

 

[Nora]

Thank you for reaffirming my non-tv watching ways, Emoodie.

 

[Sillyman]

Obviously this channel is providing the sort of empowering, thought-provoking programming that women have been demading for years.

 

[Eumenides]

Just so that you all can feel my pain...more narration.

"Dara is tired of so and so, but the man she truly wants doesn't want to commit, and she wants to settle down."

"Kathleen is at the point in her life where what she wants in a man is a man." WTF????????

"I want me, only 6'2 and handsome. A male version of me."

"Penny is getting a grilling from her mom."
"Are you ever mad about the ones who aren't taken?"
"No, I'm Mad about James."

PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAWWWW

 

[Eumenides]

Obviously this channel is providing the sort of empowering, thought-provoking programming that women have been demading for years.

Are you on Monkey Crack? Or just the normal, run of the mill kind?

LOL

 

[Sillyman]

Are you on Monkey Crack? Or just the normal, run of the mill kind?

LOL

I'm on Spank my Monkey Crack. I'm gonna injure myself if I don't slow down.

 

[Nora]

Manatee Crack...it's not just for breakfast anymore.


And Eumenides...that show sounds beyond awful. My G-d.

"I want me, only 6'2 and handsome. A male version of me."

So, she wants a tall, handsome, moron? Good thing there's plenty of 'em to go around.

 

[Eumenides]

Ten more minutes, and then The End of the Affair. YAY!!!!!!

 

[Nora]

10 minutes is too long. Get up and find the remote. What if they're showing Part 2 next???

 

[Eumenides]

Three minutes.

And I have looked.

I'm going to check the fridge next.

Maybe I wont' find the remote, but I might find something that wasn't in there before.

*sigh*

 

[Anais Dahl]

I donated my tv set to charity four years ago. I have never looked back

 

[Nora]

lol Anais! I have one...I watch Good Eats and SouthPark on Wednesdays. I watch Witchblade when I remember and Buffy/Angel when mom tapes them for me.

I'm not completely tv-less, but I turn the damned thing off when I'm not watching it. I just hate the noise even more than the vapid programming.

 

[Eumenides]

I turned one of my tv's into an aquarium, but all the fish died and I'm too cheap to buy more.

I have expensive taste in fish.