This is a thread about Ed!

[joeys-game]

So where's Steve..lets get him?

 

[Tom Collins]

So where's Steve..lets get him?

I suggest we lie in wait outside of his house and get him when he comes home from work.

 

[joeys-game]

I suggest we lie in wait outside of his house and get him when he comes home from work.

Good plan..make sure you where black!

 

[Abner Devereaux]

Ed was always there for me when I got drunk. He would right by my side when I had my head in the toilet and would always have a breath mint.

 

[joeys-game]

Ed was always there for me when I got drunk. He would right by my side when I had my head in the toilet and would always have a breath mint.

Ed always had a kind word for you Abner, Ed was just that kinda guy!

 

[Tom Collins]

Ed always had a kind word for you Abner, Ed was just that kinda guy!

Yes, Ed was special in many ways...definatly a guy who would hold your hair while you paid homage to the porcaline Gods.

 

[joeys-game]

Ed would give you the shirt off his back..or if he was drunk, you could just take the shirt off his back when he passed out, he usually had money in it too

 

[Tom Collins]

Ed would give you the shirt off his back..or if he was drunk, you could just take the shirt off his back when he passed out, he usually had money in it too

I got the pants off his ass once but they didn't really fit right...his hips were kinda narrow and mine are not. You wouldn't believe how many rubbers I founf in the guy's pockest.

 

[Machiavellix]

I got the pants off his ass once but they didn't really fit right...his hips were kinda narrow and mine are not. You wouldn't believe how many rubbers I founf in the guy's pockest.

Did he ever figure out how to use them? Last time I seen him he was still wrapping them on his fingers.

 

[joeys-game]

I got the pants off his ass once but they didn't really fit right...his hips were kinda narrow and mine are not. You wouldn't believe how many rubbers I founf in the guy's pockest.

Thats because he used to use them for water balloons as well!! He would drop them from the top floor of the highrise he lived in..

 

[Tom Collins]

Did he ever figure out how to use them? Last time I seen him he was still wrapping them on his fingers.

Thats because he used to use them for water balloons as well!! He would drop them from the top floor of the highrise he lived in..

Ahh...I see! Perhaos I should have shown him how to put one on properly?

 

[Machiavellix]

Ahh...I see! Perhaos I should have shown him how to put one on properly?

I don't think it would've mattered much. Ed was so shy, he kept trying to tuck it in.

 

[Tom Collins]

I don't think it would've mattered much. Ed was so shy, he kept trying to tuck it in.

Didn't work too well...ya just can't hide a package like he had.

 

[Machiavellix]

Didn't work too well...ya just can't hide a package like he had.

Unfortunately he hadn't a clue what to do with it. I heard young Sally down the block got it in her ear. Busted her eardrum.

 

[Tom Collins]

Unfortunately he hadn't a clue what to do with it. I heard young Sally down the block got it in her ear. Busted her eardrum.

Is that why she's all the time asking you to repeat yourself these days? I'd wondered.

 

[Machiavellix]

Is that why she's all the time asking you to repeat yourself these days? I'd wondered.

Oh no it's just, it turns out she got married. So when I asked her what her married name was now she told me "Watt." And well I misunderstood her so...you get the idea.

 

[joeys-game]

Oh no it's just, it turns out she got married. So when I asked her what her married name was now she told me "Watt." And well I misunderstood her so...you get the idea.

Did you hear that Ed was the best man at the wedding?
Sally is so sweet!

 

[Tom Collins]

Did you hear that Ed was the best man at the wedding?
Sally is so sweet!

Yeah...I was there. He got so drunk at the receptio party that he was running around with Sally's veil on and trying to get the men to dance with him.

 

[jushorny]

I heard Sallys fiance sucked Ed's cock that night, didn't see it though, so I cannot confirm

 

[joeys-game]

I heard Sallys fiance sucked Ed's cock that night, didn't see it though, so I cannot confirm

I got pictures, wanna see them?"

 

[Tom Collins]

I got pictures, wanna see them?"

Hell, yes! Gimme!

 

[joeys-game]

Hell, yes! Gimme!

*Check these out man, Ed was a busy guy that night!*

 

[Tom Collins]

*Check these out man, Ed was a busy guy that night!*

OMG!

 

[joeys-game]

OMG!

Never could figure out how he did that..*turns the picture upside down*..still can't!

 

[Tom Collins]

Never could figure out how he did that..*turns the picture upside down*..still can't!

I didn't even think that was humanly possible...did Ed have a spine?