This is a thread about Ed!

Tom Collins said:
I didn't even think that was humanly possible...did Ed have a spine? :eek:


You know i never actually asked him that..he was so easily convinced or coerced into doing what you wanted him to do..you could say that he defn had a rubber arm.
 
Ed was the type of guy you brought home to mom. Hoping she would take him off your hands.
 
Jail said:
Ed was the type of guy you brought home to mom. Hoping she would take him off your hands.

And most of the moms did, he was always helpful at first and then the trouble would start..
 
joeys-game said:
And most of the moms did, he was always helpful at first and then the trouble would start..
Yeah, as I have it, their underwear would begin slowly disapearing. And not just the knickers either. I'm talking bras, slips, hose, any kind they had. Socks even! :rolleyes:
 
At first they thought it was mutant clothes-dryers eating the underwear selectively because of female pheromes, but they found a stash in Ed's bag - it was practically exploding with underwear...an underwear bomb
 
Microwave0ven said:
At first they thought it was mutant clothes-dryers eating the underwear selectively because of female pheromes, but they found a stash in Ed's bag - it was practically exploding with underwear...an underwear bomb


They didn't find it though untill the bomb actually went off, and you know just where it went off don't you?
 
joeys-game said:
At the police station when he was paying a parking ticket..lmao!
OMFG...*mouth hanging open*...RAOTFLMFuckinAO...Bobbies...*gasp*...everywhere...*groan*...covered...*wheeze*...in KNICKERS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
Tom Collins said:
OMFG...*mouth hanging open*...RAOTFLMFuckinAO...Bobbies...*gasp*...everywhere...*groan*...covered...*wheeze*...in KNICKERS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


And here's the clincher..the police chief spotted a pair of silk panties that he had recently bought for his wife, right on the top of the pile!!! :devil:
 
joeys-game said:
And here's the clincher..the police chief spotted a pair of silk panties that he had recently bought for his wife, right on the top of the pile!!! :devil:

I heard the panties actually landed on Ed's head. Just as they were taking his mug shot.
 
Machiavellix said:
I heard the panties actually landed on Ed's head. Just as they were taking his mug shot.

Everyone was rolling on the floor..except the police chief that is!
 
joeys-game said:
Everyone was rolling on the floor..except the police chief that is!
No, the only thing the Chief was rolling was tape around his knuckles.
 
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