This is a thread about Ed!

[joeys-game]

Everyone knows Ed, every town has one!

This thread is about Ed and his adventures, every post must somehow relate to Ed.

By the way, Ed's dead!!!

 

[Tom Collins]

Everyone knows Ed, every town has one!

This thread is about Ed and his adventures, every post must somehow relate to Ed.

By the way, Ed's dead!!!

Dead Ed...he had a personality that would grow on you...rather like the mold growing on him.

 

[Machiavellix]

Everyone knows Ed, every town has one!

This thread is about Ed and his adventures, every post must somehow relate to Ed.

By the way, Ed's dead!!!

Ed will be missed.............especially by the IRS, cause he owed a shitload of money in back taxes.

 

[joeys-game]

Ed would often be brought to parties, he would just sit quietly in the corner, one drink would last him all night!

 

[Tom Collins]

One would normally call him a Wall Flower but no flower EVER smelled like that!

 

[Machiavellix]

Ed always bragged that his shit didn't stank, then he'd have us follow him into the bathroom to prove it.

 

[joeys-game]

Ed's best friends were named Steve and Blaine, they could often be seen dragging Ed wherever they went.

 

[Machiavellix]

Ed's best friends were named Steve and Blaine, they could often be seen dragging Ed wherever they went.

Steve's favorite cartoon was Beavis and Butthead, but he had the characters wrong. So he always ended up yelling "shut up buttmunch" and then slapping himself.

 

[Tom Collins]

Steve's favorite cartoon was Beavis and Butthead, but he had the characters wrong. So he always ended up yelling "shut up buttmunch" and then slapping himself.

This, of course, always made people laugh so that Steve thought he was doing it right asnd the seeming gleam in Ed's unseeing eyes only served to encourage him.

 

[joeys-game]

Steve's favorite cartoon was Beavis and Butthead, but he had the characters wrong. So he always ended up yelling "shut up buttmunch" and then slapping himself.

Ed would sit with Steve as he watched Beavis and Butthead, he would let Steve smack him upside the head occasionally, without complaining.

 

[Machiavellix]

Ed would sit with Steve as he watched Beavis and Butthead, he would let Steve smack him upside the head occasionally, without complaining.

The fact that Steve would hit himself so much led people to believe he had some sort of mental problem. Ironically, after receiving as many blows to the head as he did, he ended up with one anyway.

 

[Tom Collins]

The fact that Steve would hit himself so much led people to believe he had some sort of mental problem. Ironically, after receiving as many blows to the head as he did, he ended up with one anyway.

Of course, Steve wouldn't go to a doctor of the peoblem because he knew they would take Ed fromhim and Ed was his bestest bud.

 

[Machiavellix]

Of course, Steve wouldn't go to a doctor of the peoblem because he knew they would take Ed fromhim and Ed was his bestest bud.

So Steve ended up being a vegetable. Which suited Ed well because he always had fun stuffing popcorn up Steve's nose, and then watching them fly out when he breathed.

He used to laaaaaaugh...

 

[joeys-game]

So Steve ended up being a vegetable. Which suited Ed well because he always had fun stuffing popcorn up Steve's nose, and then watching them fly out when he breathed.

He used to laaaaaaugh...

But Ed's laughed sounded somehow hollow, almost like it was coming from his foot.

 

[Machiavellix]

But Ed's laughed sounded somehow hollow, almost like it was coming from his foot.

Was that the same foot he used as a telephone? I remember he always complained that nobody would call him.

 

[joeys-game]

Was that the same foot he used as a telephone? I remember he always complained that nobody would call him.

It was your right!..I would sometimes call Ed, just so that he could listen to his foot ring!

 

[Machiavellix]

It was your right!..I would sometimes call Ed, just so that he could listen to his foot ring!

How did his jingle go? Oh yeah...

I won't be a dancer,
but I can sure answer,
a phone call with my FOOT PHONE

 

[joeys-game]

How did his jingle go? Oh yeah...

I won't be a dancer,
but I can sure answer,
a phone call with my FOOT PHONE

I remember that Blaine used to get really choked at Ed, never picked up after himself, he would always just sit while everyone else worked. Waiting for his footphone to ring, but most often hanging up on whoever called when he stood up!
Ed was a good guy man..good old Ed!

 

[Machiavellix]

I remember that Blaine used to get really choked at Ed, never picked up after himself, he would always just sit while everyone else worked. Waiting for his footphone to ring, but most often hanging up on whoever called when he stood up!
Ed was a good guy man..good old Ed!

Ah, yes. Good ol' Blaine. I can still see him speaking at Ed's funeral....drunk, and at the wrong casket.

 

[joeys-game]

Ah, yes. Good ol' Blaine. I can still see him speaking at Ed's funeral....drunk, and at the wrong casket.

Blaine was a bit of a pain, always fuckin complaining man, whyinging and whining, carrying on, moaning and groaning!
Couldn't spend too much time around him..i always felt like just smackin him or worse, killin him!

 

[Machiavellix]

Blaine was a bit of a pain, always fuckin complaining man, whyinging and whining, carrying on, moaning and groaning!
Couldn't spend too much time around him..i always felt like just smackin him or worse, killin him!

You could take your aggression out on Steve. I'm sure he won't notice.

 

[joeys-game]

You could take your aggression out on Steve. I'm sure he won't notice.

What a great idea..Steve is toast!

 

[~Coquette~]

Ed was hung like a horse...he will be missed....

 

[joeys-game]

Ed was hung like a horse...he will be missed....

Hell, i heard he was..always had a way with the women

 

[Tom Collins]

Oh, my, yes! I took one look and said, "Awww..hell no! You ain't getting that in me, Ed!" and ran out the door.