This is a NEW thread: Not recycled, renovated; excavated, just NEW.

[oggbashan]

The recent spread of revived threads is confusing this ancient bore. I am worried that posts I made weeks, months or even years ago are rising like rotting corpses from their graves to haunt me in 2005.

I miss some of the people who were around then yet we are here NOW. I want to see what people think today not what they thought last year.

I have moved on. Many other people have too.

There is merit in archiving some of the discussions on writerly topics. There is also merit in discussing them again with people who have joined the AH since then. We do not need to re-invent the wheel but discussion with new people might spark a different inspiration.

Earth Day is the next themed contest. Why not try to include the Kyoto Accord? Why did the US and India opt out? Can you make that sexy?

Thread now open for hi-jacking.

Og

 

[NoJo]

Earth Day is the next themed contest. Why not try to include the Kyoto Accord? Why did the US and India opt out? Can you make that sexy?

Thread now open for hi-jacking.

Og

Not sure the Kyoto Accord, but I wrote quite a sexy story that was set in a Honda Accord.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'll play the accordian for sex

 

[NoJo]

I'll play the accordian for sex

Play it naked, and it's a deal.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Play it naked, and it's a deal.

I'm not going to lie, it may not sound the same, but I'll give it a try.

 

[NoJo]

I'm not going to lie, it may not sound the same, but I'll give it a try.

Don't worry, I won't be listening.

 

[Guest]

I'm not going to lie, it may not sound the same, but I'll give it a try.

id pay to see that.
if i had money

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Don't worry, I won't be listening.

Good because I'm deaf.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

id pay to see that.
if i had money

I hate the poor and needy.

 

[Guest]

I hate the poor and needy.

me too

 

[NoJo]

me too

bitch, bitch, bitchbitchbitch.... Perhaps I've died and gone to heaven

 

[Guest]

Kyoto Accord
Og

Is it a new Japanese car?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

bitch, bitch, bitchbitchbitch.... Perhaps I've died and gone to heaven

This isn't Paris???

 

[NoJo]

This isn't Paris???

Take your clothes off and lean out of the window. If all you get is cheerful waves from the guys, then you're probably in Paris.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Take your clothes off and lean out of the window. If all you get is cheerful waves from the guys, then you're probably in Paris.

I'm not falling for that one again.

 

[Guest]

I'm not falling for that one again.

you will. you'll forget and then later tonight ....youll be out the window screaming
"pibe dallah...pibe dallah...cheap cheap...oooooo fuckie fuckie..."

 

[NoJo]

I'm not falling for that one again.

If everyone ignores you, you're probably in London

 

[NoJo]

you will. you'll forget and then later tonight ....youll be out the window screaming
"pibe dallah...pibe dallah...cheap cheap...oooooo fuckie fuckie..."

I have some baby chicks for sale going cheep.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

SubJoe, vella and Abs are all the same person in a gelatinous casing.

 

[Guest]

SubJoe, vella and Abs are all the same person in a gelatinous casing.

damnit. you werent supposed to tell. youre going to be gagged again.

 

[Guest]

Vellala, Jose & Abby

You three ought to be making big bucks/pounds writing a sitcom for the BBC. Seriously.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

SubJoe, vella and Abs are all the same person in a gelatinous casing.

Oh, OK.

Robots again.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You three ought to be making big bucks/pounds writing a sitcom for the BBC. Seriously.

Perdita

That sounds ABSolutly FABulous to me........Joe? Vell?

 

[NoJo]

You three ought to be making big bucks/pounds writing a sitcom for the BBC. Seriously.

Perdita

It shouldall be set in a single room, to keep the budget down. How about a domme's dungeon?

 

[Guest]

That sounds ABSolutly FABulous to me........Joe? Vell?

Ab Fab has been done.
count me in. its more promising than the job offers i havent received.