This is a big spider

[girlsmiley]

Fata! Come on in love.

Seriously though. That's huge.

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/5548fc2347bffd45f7128169b1f9ca73[/QUOTE]

http://i.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/75211188/knock-knock-theres-a-huntsman-trying-to-get-in

https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/3wwu1p/meanwhile_in_australia/

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[girlsmiley]

Yes.

I wouldn't want to eat it.

Me neither.

More likely to eat you.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[barefootgirl69]

I remember why I hate spiders. Almost threw the phone on the floor when I opened this thread lol.

 

[girlsmiley]

I remember why I hate spiders. Almost threw the phone on the floor when I opened this thread lol.

Lol.

Huntsman spiders are really quick too. They can boogie.

Big and hairy and quick, but quite harmless.

 

[Emerson40]

http://45.media.tumblr.com/630917c14b82f72c235b98c3b9ed94d9/tumblr_nwrmlbxXpw1tbt5dxo1_500.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

It looks like a cuddly toy. Still foul. Gimme some perspective, how many inches is the cunt?

Doctor Cuntface will blow a load when he sees this thread.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Lol.

Huntsman spiders are really quick too. They can boogie.

Big and hairy and quick, but quite harmless.

Like being harmless has anything to do with it!

 

[girlsmiley]

It looks like a cuddly toy. Still foul. Gimme some perspective, how many inches is the cunt?

Doctor Cuntface will blow a load when he sees this thread.

I don't know how many inches it is. Some people are saying it's fake, that it's been photoshopped etc. I don't know. I've seen some big 'uns. We have huge everything down here.

I imagine JohnnySavage has big hands. To me it looks like it could be 2 x big JohnnySavage hands wide?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[girlsmiley]

Like being harmless has anything to do with it!

Lol! Well at least it wasn't in the car or anything. That's the worst. The amount of times I've had one crawl over my shoulder driving down the highway. I tell ya. You have to have some cool to stay in one piece when that happens.

Harmless considering. They can bite you and it will hurt and you might feel a bit crook afterwards, but you won't die or anything.

We have all sorts. Redback spiders are another common house spider. They're quite poisonous. Liquefy your insides and then suck 'em out. . Find them around the house.

The Sydney Funnel Web. The deadliest spider in Australia. Quite possibly the world. Find them out the back. Under rocks and in the bush.

Trap door, mouse, recluse. We have a few. So yeah, Huntsman are quite harmless considering.

 

[Hard_Rom]

We emigrated from England to Canada in '69. My dad was offered jobs in Australia, The US and Canada. My dad did not like Americans and my mum thought Australia too far away. So Canada it was.

Here I have had bears in camp, had to chase of sled dog breeds from fish catch and stamp about making noise to scare rattlers away. But what sort of a dangerous country produces at #28 a paralysis tick?
http://www.australiangeographic.com...3/03/australias-dangerous-animals-the-top-30/

Is it a strange Aussie custom to tap your shoe on the floor? For some sort of nasty spider?

 

[warrior queen]

When I first moved into my new place, the 2nd day a huge huntsman crawled across the wall.
I managed to catch it and throw it outside (using a dinner-plate size bowl and a piece of cardboard to trap it) but when I slapped the bowl on, I cut off 2 inches of each spread leg.
Felt pretty bad about that

I don't mind huntsmen - they eat other spiders. But the size of this one freaked me a tiny bit...

 

[doctor_insanus]

It looks like a cuddly toy. Still foul. Gimme some perspective, how many inches is the cunt?

Doctor Cuntface will blow a load when he sees this thread.

http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll06gc8VMH1qjl6gxo1_500.gif

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Strokkur_Geyser_Eruption.gif

 

[warrior queen]

We emigrated from England to Canada in '69. My dad was offered jobs in Australia, The US and Canada. My dad did not like Americans and my mum thought Australia too far away. So Canada it was.

Here I have had bears in camp, had to chase of sled dog breeds from fish catch and stamp about making noise to scare rattlers away. But what sort of a dangerous country produces at #28 a paralysis tick?
http://www.australiangeographic.com...3/03/australias-dangerous-animals-the-top-30/

Is it a strange Aussie custom to tap your shoe on the floor? For some sort of nasty spider?

When I was living up in Darwin, tapping shoes was essential.
Not for spiders.....for 6 inch centipedes!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Lol! Well at least it wasn't in the car or anything. That's the worst. The amount of times I've had one crawl over my shoulder driving down the highway. I tell ya. You have to have some cool to stay in one piece when that happens.

Harmless considering. They can bite you and it will hurt and you might feel a bit crook afterwards, but you won't die or anything.

We have all sorts. Redback spiders are another common house spider. They're quite poisonous. Liquefy your insides and then suck 'em out. . Find them around the house.

The Sydney Funnel Web. The deadliest spider in Australia. Quite possibly the world. Find them out the back. Under rocks and in the bush.

Trap door, mouse, recluse. We have a few. So yeah, Huntsman are quite harmless considering.

I long ago came to the conclusion that God put Australia in exactly the right place.

Considering.

 

[MonaLittle]

I've no fear of spiders, that size or smaller...
While I would be taken aback if I saw it, I'd probably scoop it up and flush it down the toilet.

The only thing that scares the B-Jeeeesus out of me is the sight of my puppy chewing on my black leather heels.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I've no fear of spiders, that size or smaller...
While I would be taken aback if I saw it, I'd probably scoop it up and flush it down the toilet.

The only thing that scares the B-Jeeeesus out of me is the sight of my puppy chewing on my black leather heels.

Get a spider to stand guard over them. Get the right type and puppy won't be chewing on anymore expensive shoes.

 

[gypsyTX]

Why on earth did I click on this thread? I must have a bit of a masochistic streak.

 

[girlsmiley]

I long ago came to the conclusion that God put Australia in exactly the right place.

Considering.

That's why God gave us all Dyson vacuum cleaners to defend our homes. Lol.

We emigrated from England to Canada in '69. My dad was offered jobs in Australia, The US and Canada. My dad did not like Americans and my mum thought Australia too far away. So Canada it was.

Here I have had bears in camp, had to chase of sled dog breeds from fish catch and stamp about making noise to scare rattlers away. But what sort of a dangerous country produces at #28 a paralysis tick?
http://www.australiangeographic.com...3/03/australias-dangerous-animals-the-top-30/

Is it a strange Aussie custom to tap your shoe on the floor? For some sort of nasty spider?

Ticks are the fucking worst. Give me a spider or a shark or a snake any day. I won't go near a tick. Yuck.

 

[warrior queen]

Here in Tas, we don't really have an issue with ticks.
But every time I go bushwalking or hiking, I get at least one leech.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Australia is practically proof that real life is a video game. Europe is level one. Not a lot of dangerous critters. Then you move on to North America. There's some shit here. Then South America, then Asia, then Ice World. . .it's just there for flavor, then Hell. . .down under. . .the place with dinosaurs, sharks, dragons, spiders and jelly fish.

Also don't tell me the location of that picture. I will hack a drone.

 

[girlsmiley]

Why on earth did I click on this thread? I must have a bit of a masochistic streak.

Because I am awesome?

 

[Fata Morgana]

A slack handful of Sydney Funnelwebs down Thrope's y-fronts sounds like a good idea to me.