This heatwave is killing me

[Liar]

Not because it's that hot.

But because I have two articles and one thesis to write.

And I need a constant supply of iced drink to be able to think straight.

And the only thing I have at home right now that is not coffee (my tap water tastes funny) is a case of Smirnoff coolers.

Phew. Gonna have to stumble down to the store when it opens tomorrow and buy a twelvepack of Cokes.

*hic*

So, what are you sipping?

 

[cloudy]

coffee right now, but our house has air conditioning.

Temp today got up to 102F. Bet it's not quite that hot where you are.

 

[TxRad]

coffee right now, but our house has air conditioning.

Temp today got up to 102F. Bet it's not quite that hot where you are.

Beer here, it was only 101F.....

 

[SeaCat]

Here we have a five gallon container of water in the fridge. (Reverse Osmosis) as well as several cases of beer chilling. (Not to mention a couple of bottles of wine for the wife.)

Oh and a rather large Thermos Carafe of Coffee.

It made it up to 95 degrees here with a humidity of 90% before the rains finally came in.

Cat

 

[Liar]

Temp today got up to 102F. Bet it's not quite that hot where you are.

Naah, 90-ish. Usually not a bother, unless I have to try and be intellectual and shit.

 

[tickledkitty]

Iced tea here. Only probably mid 70s here now.

 

[starrkers]

Coffee.
I can't wait till the weather warms up properly again - I've been freezing for months.

 

[jayce1066]

Drinking lots of water is possibly the most healthy habit I have. Peeing is fun too.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

It hasn't felt really hot here this year, even when it hit the mid 90s (last week or the one before, I forget). So I've just been sipping my usual drinks of Milk in the morning, water until a coke at lunch, water until a Coke at dinner, and then water until bed.

 

[Guest]

coffee right now, but our house has air conditioning.

Temp today got up to 102F. Bet it's not quite that hot where you are.

Same here.

Heat index more than 110.

But tomorrow it is only supposed to get up to 96.

Brrrrrrr. And me without my muff.

 

[bluebell]

Juvenile? Funny.

Peeing is fun too.

I'm having the t-shirts made up as we type.

 

[bluebell]

Brrrrrrr. And me without my muff.

DirtyJokeDirtyJokeDirtyJokeDirtyJokeDirtyJoke..........

 

[TxRad]

DirtyJokeDirtyJokeDirtyJokeDirtyJokeDirtyJoke..........

You too, my dirty old man mind kicked in so fast........

 

[Liar]

DirtyJokeDirtyJokeDirtyJokeDirtyJokeDirtyJoke..........

I'll pass. It's too easy.

 

[Guest]

I'll pass. It's too easy.

It's not my joke anyway.

But I spoke too soon. Temp today will be 102, heat index above 110.

TOMORROW it is supposed to be 96 with thunderstorms.

Shall I mention that rubbers might be needed?

(Gawd - I'm so ashamed.)

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Now I feel bad for complaining about digging up the yard at 70F....I'll just go drink some cold water and be glad its not that hot right now. I'd fall over sideways if it got any hotter while doing this.

 

[bluebell]

Many storms pass these walls.

But I spoke too soon. Temp today will be 102, heat index above 110.

TOMORROW it is supposed to be 96 with thunderstorms.

Shall I mention that rubbers might be needed?

(Gawd - I'm so ashamed.)

Jeepers, Sarahh.
Is your muff the sole correspondent for the National Weather Board?
('Cuz if it is, I want autographs. )

Also, if you tell me that your nether regions are responsible for Hurricane Flossie, I'm going to defer and retire early from the workforce to start a crayon-making business at home.
That way I can watch The Weather Channel sixteen hours a day.
I mean, damn.

 

[bluebell]

Rad, Liar- what can I say?

The pixies made me do it.

 

[kendo1]

Basking in the heady summer sunshine of 61 degrees. At least it's dry today.

 

[Guest]

Rad, Liar- what can I say?

The pixies made me do it.

I really like pixies.

Heat wave!

 

[bluebell]

I really like pixies.

Heat wave!

You are such a lamb.
A really dirty lamb.

 

[cloudy]

Temp today will be 102, heat index above 110.

Same here, but the humidity here has been lower than normal - only 39% today.

Tomorrow, again, temp supposed to be 100.

 

[Guest]

You are such a lamb.
A really dirty lamb.

BWAH!

Just spit out my coffee.

That's sig-line worthy.

May I?

 

[HappyLlama]

Did someone call?

 

[damppanties]

That's sig-line worthy.

It is.