This Heat is turning me into a Hairy Freak

lisalove

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I shaved my legs this morning and now they're stubbly again (usually I go 3 or 4 days between). Plus the hair on my head has tripled in size and weight...it's already very thick, now it's completely unmanageable.

What next???
 
Well....


You'll grow fangs..... You'll start baying at the moon....


You sure you want to hear the whole gruesome story? :eek:
 
lisalovesit said:
I shaved my legs this morning and now they're stubbly again (usually I go 3 or 4 days between). Plus the hair on my head has tripled in size and weight...it's already very thick, now it's completely unmanageable.

What next???

Is an animalistic lust taking over too? If this is the case...drop what you're doing and make your way to Dulles Airport right now! It's the only cure.
 
lisalovesit said:
I shaved my legs this morning and now they're stubbly again (usually I go 3 or 4 days between). Plus the hair on my head has tripled in size and weight...it's already very thick, now it's completely unmanageable.

What next???

Noticing the "symptoms", the beach boy, immediately Fed Ex's the Weedwacker 2003 w/ extra line. I suggest the lowest setting at first.
 
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Wave_Rider said:


Noticing the "symptoms", the beach boy, immediately Fed Ex's the Weedwacker 2003 w/ extra line. I suggest the lowest setting at first.

Hey WR....I just posted a note to a guy who wants to "escape" the uptight east coast. I suggested SoCal. I'm still missing it bad.

How are you doing? Long time no see. Been having some fun? Market's been hurting me lately. I've been laying low for a while. Sorry to hijack there for a moment Lisa.
 
Oh my. and my nipples are aching to be pinched & bitten.

As long as the hairs don't start sprouting all over my face I think I can handle the other urges. (ie. every few words are coming out like a goat girl).

that's wierd ltgr, i've been to dulles more than any other airport.
 
lisalovesit said:
I shaved my legs this morning and now they're stubbly again (usually I go 3 or 4 days between). Plus the hair on my head has tripled in size and weight...it's already very thick, now it's completely unmanageable.

What next???


My sister was the same way when she used to play tennis , she would play on an every day basis and she swore that in the morning she would shave her legs .. and then later on she would have 5' o clock shadow. I thought this was rather funny.

But maybe it is the heat... stay cool. :)
 
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LovetoGiveRoses said:


Hey WR....I just posted a note to a guy who wants to "escape" the uptight east coast. I suggested SoCal. I'm still missing it bad.

How are you doing? Long time no see. Been having some fun? Market's been hurting me lately. I've been laying low for a while. Sorry to hijack there for a moment Lisa.

Bows to Lisa also (one more moment for the hijack). First off, the market has been hurting ALL of us but no matter.

Secondly, its been wonderful in Newport Beach. I'd tell you more but then I'd hear the sigh all the way from the wrong coast to here.

OK Lisa, now back to your werewolf syndrome.........
 
lisalovesit said:


that's wierd ltgr, i've been to dulles more than any other airport.

That's home sweet home for me. If I go there in search of you will you wear a werewolf button, or will I be able to distinguish you by your newly grown fangs?
 
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Wave_Rider said:


Bows to Lisa also (one more moment for the hijack). First off, the market has been hurting ALL of us but no matter.

Secondly, its been wonderful in Newport Beach. I'd tell you more but then I'd hear the sigh all the way from the wrong coast to here.

OK Lisa, now back to your werewolf syndrome.........

I'm begining to forget what a beach looks like. I came across my wet suit last week while rifling through storage. Did you hear the sigh then?
 
Time for bed. Good night Lisa. :rose:

Catch you later WR....it's past midnight here and I do have to work tomorrow.
 
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LovetoGiveRoses said:


I'm begining to forget what a beach looks like. I came across my wet suit last week while rifling through storage. Did you hear the sigh then?

Nods, quietly, so not to upset the thread. Would it help if I told you it was supposed to be 3-5 ft on the 4th? (Lastly, buy a share of Berkshire Hathaway "A". you can't go wrong).
 
Ok..y'all are way too sensitive about 'throwin off the thread'.

I think of all threads as individual tables in a huge room (or building even) and people come and go, chat about this, get distracted by that...

It's ok really.
 
The beach boy leaps high into the air. Allright, she said We are "Sensitive" LTGR. I just knew I had that somewhere inside me. TY Lisa
 
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