This Forum is like participating in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

[TonyClifton]

Pee-wee: The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...

Pee-wee: There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
Dottie: I don't understand.

Madame Ruby: For twenty dollars I can tell you a lot of things. For thirty dollars I can tell you more. And for fifty dollars I can tell you everything.
Pee-wee: Tell me why I'm here first.
Madame Ruby: You're here because you... want something!

[From the author]
I think Madame Ruby hit it dead on.

 

[Lord Emu]

There's no basement in the Alamo.

 

[Morcheeba]

See, your Practical Joke thread is doing well now, newbie!

Just keep trucking!

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfJQUoxN3U