This cracked me up

[MzChrista]

Ha. A co worker said today that there's just some things your boyfriend just doesn't do

"watching you pee is one of them"

I think she'd be about a -2 on that a scale.

I just said nothing.

Is her boyfriend Christopher Walken?

http://www.christopherwalkeniswatchingyoupee.com/images/cwiwyp.jpg

 

[SimonBrooke]

LOL Yeah, I had a friend who thought oral sex was the height of kinkiness.

I just gaped at her and changed the subject.

I was a rope workshop in Glasgow last weekend, and after it I went over to visit my sister - who has known me for fifty-four years, dammit. I was wearing garments suitable for a rope workshop - black leather shirt, studded black leather gloves, battered leather jacket, my Spanish Civil War ammunition belt, wolf's head medallion, the whole nine yards. Which is nothing she hasn't seen me in before.

What had I been doing in Glasgow, she asked. I'd been at a rope workshop, I said. Sailing people? she asked. No, just a rope workshop. Mountaineering? she asked. Well, i said, there were some mountaineering people there.

Dammit, she's known every partner I've ever had. I cannot believe how innocent she is!

Who uses chains anyway? Rope is where it's at!

You have obviously not tried the chain trick.

 

[graceanne]

I was a rope workshop in Glasgow last weekend, and after it I went over to visit my sister - who has known me for fifty-four years, dammit. I was wearing garments suitable for a rope workshop - black leather shirt, studded black leather gloves, battered leather jacket, my Spanish Civil War ammunition belt, wolf's head medallion, the whole nine yards. Which is nothing she hasn't seen me in before.

What had I been doing in Glasgow, she asked. I'd been at a rope workshop, I said. Sailing people? she asked. No, just a rope workshop. Mountaineering? she asked. Well, i said, there were some mountaineering people there.

Dammit, she's known every partner I've ever had. I cannot believe how innocent she is!

That's not innocent, that's denial.

And when it comes to siblings denial can be a wonderful thing.

 

[SimonBrooke]

That's not innocent, that's denial.

And when it comes to siblings denial can be a wonderful thing.

She's not in de Nile, she's not even in Egypt!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

She's not in de Nile, she's not even in Egypt!

You forgot something:


Ba-dum-bum!

 

[graceanne]

She's not in de Nile, she's not even in Egypt!

Oh, lord. That was bad. lol

You forgot something:


Ba-dum-bum!

Don't encourage her!

 

[jgirl1975]

hmmmm I'm saying I would be about an 11 on that scale.. LOL... Last time we got to play with the handcuffs, scarves and spanking. I had bruises on my wrists for 3 or 4 days from the cuffs and my ass was sore for 2 days

 

[Sir_Winston54]

hmmmm I'm saying I would be about an 11 on that scale.. LOL... Last time we got to play with the handcuffs, scarves and spanking. I had bruises on my wrists for 3 or 4 days from the cuffs and my ass was sore for 2 days

Yeahhhh... cop-type cuffs aren't always the best choice for our type of play. Leather cuffs are just as effective, and safer when used properly, and *usually* don't leave bruises for the non-cognoscenti to wonder (or ask questions) about.

Only sore for two days from that spanking? Tell him to step it up a few notches.

 

[graceanne]

Yeahhhh... cop-type cuffs aren't always the best choice for our type of play. Leather cuffs are just as effective, and safer when used properly, and *usually* don't leave bruises for the non-cognoscenti to wonder (or ask questions) about.

Only sore for two days from that spanking? Tell him to step it up a few notches.

I like the spankings that make me itchy for days. Don't know why I itch, but if I'm itchy, I'm happy.

 

[jgirl1975]

Yeahhhh... cop-type cuffs aren't always the best choice for our type of play. Leather cuffs are just as effective, and safer when used properly, and *usually* don't leave bruises for the non-cognoscenti to wonder (or ask questions) about.

Only sore for two days from that spanking? Tell him to step it up a few notches.

Ahhh yes, but he IS a cop and that was part of the fantasy.. I loved the bruises.. everytime I looked at them I thought of him..

It was the first time we did the spanking thing together and I think he DEFINETLY needs to step it up a few notches next time!!!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Ahhh yes, but he IS a cop and that was part of the fantasy.. I loved the bruises.. every time I looked at them I thought of him..

Yeah, I can see that. Okay, if you - and he - are not worried about nosy bitches (of whatever gender/role) seeing bruises on your wrists and asking uncomfortable questions, go for the gusto If, on the other hand, those questions could create "issues" for either of you, there are a number of ways to continue to use his cuffs while protecting bruisable flesh, e.g., leather wristbands *under* the cuffs, etc.

It was the first time we did the spanking thing together and I think he DEFINITELY needs to step it up a few notches next time!!!

There are various techniques to spanking that "improve" the experience without much particular added effort. Rather than spanking "straight down" on the buttocks, "swinging" the spank tangentially to the curve vastly increases the sting; cupping the hand changes the sensation greatly from the "normal" flat-handed approach; using the tips to the first joint or so of the fingers (often only the first three) gives a different feel as well... the different ways of spanking are in fact only circumscribed by one's imagination. Experiment, see what gives you - and him - the most satisfaction from sound, impact, sting, thud, the overall 'feel,' the end result, the length of time the spanking "stays with" you. And besides, just the experimentation is fun in and of itself

 

[SimonBrooke]

Yeahhhh... cop-type cuffs aren't always the best choice for our type of play. Leather cuffs are just as effective, and safer when used properly, and *usually* don't leave bruises for the non-cognoscenti to wonder (or ask questions) about.

What he said. Metal cuffs can cut in and actually do damage if the victim struggles too much. Rope (and similar things) can either slip or overtighten unless you're very good with knots, and, in any case, typically take a while to apply. Leather cuffs don't jam, don't slip, don't tighten, don't injure, are quick and easy to use, very secure, and (in so far as bondage ever is) reasonably comfortable.

But do use leather - the cheap nylon and velcro things are just naff, and not at all secure.

 

[notalwaysweak]

Leather cuffs are fuuuuunnnn.