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Etoile

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A friend of mine plays games on Twitter, she has 1500+ followers and we all love the games. The questions are usually sex related. This one came up:

"on a scale of 1 (no rough housing) to 10 (whips, wax, bruises) what level of roughness do you enjoy?"

I said:
"On your scale? I like it at 15."

And then added:
"But I have friends who go to 23."

Just made me laugh. WTF, whips, wax, and bruises are level 10?! :D
 
Etoile said:
A friend of mine plays games on Twitter, she has 1500+ followers and we all love the games. The questions are usually sex related. This one came up:

"on a scale of 1 (no rough housing) to 10 (whips, wax, bruises) what level of roughness do you enjoy?"

I said:
"On your scale? I like it at 15."

And then added:
"But I have friends who go to 23."

Just made me laugh. WTF, whips, wax, and bruises are level 10?! :D
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LOL Yeah, I had a friend who thought oral sex was the height of kinkiness.

I just gaped at her and changed the subject.
 
I think most people just don't even think about what sex could actually entail.

My sister and I went to a movie tonight, and in one scene two characters were texting each other. One suggested to the other that he "rub one out" before bed, to which he replied he would if she would, too.

My sister's response: "I don't get it. What in the world are they talking about?"

She's 21 and used to be the wild child in our family. All I could do was just stare at her and blink.
 
I checked what others had been saying - the highest other answer was 8 except the one person who said "does it go higher than 10?" Damn, here I'm talking about 15s and 23s. Imagination, people!
 
CurlyKat said:
I think most people just don't even think about what sex could actually entail.

My sister and I went to a movie tonight, and in one scene two characters were texting each other. One suggested to the other that he "rub one out" before bed, to which he replied he would if she would, too.

My sister's response: "I don't get it. What in the world are they talking about?"

She's 21 and used to be the wild child in our family. All I could do was just stare at her and blink.
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I have a friend who was married to a drunk for 12 years. His idea of foreplay lasted literally just long enough to get her wet enough so as to not hurt her. When she finally kicked him out, and had her first lover, she kept coming to me for advice. One of the things I suggested was finding out if he has any fetishes, and to possibly write him a story. One night I was taking a bath, and forgot to log out of YIM so she just IM'd me 'what's voyeurism'. K was online. He typed back 'this is k. i'll go ask [grace]', and came into the bath. He said "What's voyeurism?" I said "What?" because this was out of the blue and with no explanation of where the question came from. He explained then said asked again, following the question with 'isn't it (voyeurism) a phone company?'

:eek:

After I stopped laughing, I told him (he knew what it was, just not the technical term). After I got out I was reading the transcripts to the conversation and he went back to the computer and said 'thanks. now my wife is laughing at me.'
 
graceanne said:
I have a friend who was married to a drunk for 12 years. His idea of foreplay lasted literally just long enough to get her wet enough so as to not hurt her. When she finally kicked him out, and had her first lover, she kept coming to me for advice. One of the things I suggested was finding out if he has any fetishes, and to possibly write him a story. One night I was taking a bath, and forgot to log out of YIM so she just IM'd me 'what's voyeurism'. K was online. He typed back 'this is k. i'll go ask [grace]', and came into the bath. He said "What's voyeurism?" I said "What?" because this was out of the blue and with no explanation of where the question came from. He explained then said asked again, following the question with 'isn't it (voyeurism) a phone company?'

:eek:

After I stopped laughing, I told him (he knew what it was, just not the technical term). After I got out I was reading the transcripts to the conversation and he went back to the computer and said 'thanks. now my wife is laughing at me.'
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Wow, that IS a good one! Maybe instead of just phones, the voyeurism company could market webcams. ;)

Props to her for having the guts to get out there and find stuff out, though. It's got to be intimidating to have that limited knowledge. I've always been the type that has to over-research things to make sure I know what's going on, so I can't really imagine NOT knowing what's out there.
 
CurlyKat said:
Wow, that IS a good one! Maybe instead of just phones, the voyeurism company could market webcams. ;)
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LOL! That'd be SO funny!

Props to her for having the guts to get out there and find stuff out, though. It's got to be intimidating to have that limited knowledge. I've always been the type that has to over-research things to make sure I know what's going on, so I can't really imagine NOT knowing what's out there.
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Yeah, she's pretty awesome.

Honestly, I know more than I've actually done. I've been with my hubby since I was 18, he was my first, and we're monogamous, always have been. She knows this, we've been friends for almost ten years, but she also knows I'm well read, and she has read my stories and loves them. Whenever she has questions about sex she asks me. Kinda weird, but there you have it. LOL
 
graceanne said:
LOL Yeah, I had a friend who thought oral sex was the height of kinkiness.

I just gaped at her and changed the subject.
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Is your friend available? I just LOVE newbies! :D
 
LOL, this just reminds me of an argument I was having on LJ about BDSM with someone who thought that DIRTY TALK was the height of BDSM. I'm not sure if they thought that everyone who ever mentioned even so much as whips and chains was just making shit up for the lulz.
 
I been to parties with vanilla people with a student organisation and we have and old tradition of having a ridingcrop to motivate people to work (as a joke) and it seems like people are almost afraid of how kinky it is just to look at it :)
 
graceanne said:
LOL Yeah, I had a friend who thought oral sex was the height of kinkiness.

I just gaped at her and changed the subject.
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Equally frustrating are the people who say "Ooh, you are into whips and chains", as if BDSM were simply a matter of using devices.
 
Etoile said:
Who uses chains anyway? Rope is where it's at! :D
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Well, yeah! :rolleyes: But this is vanilla's we're talking about. It's not like they know how much more fun rough rope is against the skin .

:eek:

Poor, poor 'nilla's. *sigh*

:p
 
Etoile said:
A friend of mine plays games on Twitter, she has 1500+ followers and we all love the games. The questions are usually sex related. This one came up:

"on a scale of 1 (no rough housing) to 10 (whips, wax, bruises) what level of roughness do you enjoy?"

I said:
"On your scale? I like it at 15."

And then added:
"But I have friends who go to 23."

Just made me laugh. WTF, whips, wax, and bruises are level 10?! :D
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Im guessing breath play and fisting will put me up somewhere higher than 10.
 
Myskaninen said:
I been to parties with vanilla people with a student organisation and we have and old tradition of having a ridingcrop to motivate people to work (as a joke) and it seems like people are almost afraid of how kinky it is just to look at it :)
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And here I thought the kinky part was the head fuck of the submission, not the toys. Huh.

Etoile said:
Who uses chains anyway? Rope is where it's at! :D
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The collar and leash that Mistress puts on me for events are chain...
 
oh that I think they were too innocent to even contemplate :) though some of them had sub tendencies :devil:
 
Ha. A co worker said today that there's just some things your boyfriend just doesn't do

"watching you pee is one of them"

I think she'd be about a -2 on that a scale.

I just said nothing.

:eek:
 
That's not even sexual! It's a bodily function thing. I mean, it CAN be sexual, but just "watching you pee" is only squicky for some people because EWWWW BODILY FUNCTION
 
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