This Christian Theme Park is the Devil's handiwork!!!

Re: Here's what I think....

Sparky Kronkite said:
Thus - I believe that this has been perpetrated by the Devil - who else would want to scuttle and make look bad - all religions?

I agree with you Sparky They just had it on talk back on CNN and i agree its profit motivated.

Would you email me if you are interested in talking along these lines, not necessarily just the theme park.
 
Jesus H. Christ !!!!

:p
 
Attention to detail?

One of the links from the stories Sparky cited was about the attention to detail involved.

Does that include all of the bullet holes and bomb craters? All things considered, I think if I were of a mind to visit the holy land, I'd head for Florida instead of Isreal. It's cheaper, closer, doesn't require a passport, and best of all it has better security for the vistors. :p
 
Thanks Todd....

I'm flattered but I really can't take this all that seriously.

I mean, I like religion (all of'em, equally) I understand their value in our time - our global society now. I think the story of Jesus is way too cool.

Sparky attempts to emmulate the spirit of Jesus all the time.

But I, ze Sparkmeister - am way beyond such petty bullshit. If I partake in religion at all it is due to respect for loved ones, a philanthropic project of good samaritan sorts or relaxing entertainment.

Sparky doesn't need the restraint of any orgaized religion - fact is, ole Sparky's got a deal with the powers that "might be" and he's exempt from such things. Fact is he's got all the religion he needs - it's not a cummulative thing - it's in all of us the same way - the problem folks are those of ignorance and those "who loose the goodness" - goodness that is actually instilled at birth.

Sparky never lost any - only deviated here and there. Sparky's not the least bit affraid of what other's think or say - he knows he's okay - no matter what the reality of life or death may be.

Sparky is ahead of most of the pack on this issue - and he likes it there. He just wishes many more other's were running with him.
 
I have always understood your view point and I was in no mind going to attempt to prosletize you to my view point{theres only room for me anyways}. I just thought we might have intersting converstations. Its all good, forget I bothers asking. I think I'll go visit the gun shop then McDonalds.
 
I think it would be fun

John the Babtist Dunk Tank,
Part the Red Sea Water Slide,
Fishes and Loaves Fast Food Stand,
G-sus Saints and the Miracles show,
The Christians and Lions Animal Spectacular,
The Burning Bush Fortune Booth,
The Faith Healer's First Aid Station,
The Lazarus Coaster,
Man, this is too much fun...
 
Re: Jesus H. Christ !!!!

Siren said:
I mean what if you dont got a bible can you still walk the sacred grounds??

Lets have an atheist theme park and a satanist theme park now....
At the atheist theme park you have rides to nothingness and a burger called Big Bang.

At the satanist theme park you have rides to hell, a lake of fire to swim in and a burger called The Damned.

What next?

Satanist, Atheist, Witchcraft Druid...if any of these came up with a theme park the entire country would have a collective heart attack.
 
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