This Christian Theme Park is the Devil's handiwork!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

It's like something out of the Simpsons!

Have you seen any of the news footage? Yeah right!

Are there any people of color working there? Are there any non-Christians working there?

Is the actor who protray's Jesus - white? I do think so. Isn't that stretching things a bit?

Who'e money is backing this travesty to humanity? McDonald's? Disney? Mickey meets Moses?

Or are they just evil carnies?

How much do you have to tithe to get in?

What are the special effects machines like on the "Parting the Red Sea" - ride?

Do they use real animals over at Noah's boat ride? Isn't that creulty to animals? What's this? Noah's petting zoo?

Do they serve wine in the eats areas? Why the fuck not?

Will GWB deicate it and provide Federal funds to keep in going?

Etc., etc.

Your feedback welcome.

I think this thing really, really sucks - so much so I think I'll pyro up and take a trip.

 

[Expertise]

Point of referance wouldn't hurt Sparky.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Oh-kay - I thought everybody knew....

But I forget how tied into the news I am - sorry. I'll find the story on the web and post in a minute.

It's a theme park in Florida - a Christian theme park. Details to follow.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I finally found it....

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/orl-holy-02052001.story?coll=orl-home-headlines

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Good Gawd???!!!

I do believe Jesus would shit!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

More...

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/orl-holyland020501.story

 

[Ambrosious]

Now I'll have something to do on vacation.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah the only thing is......

I hear the only "travel packages" you can get are.....

2nd class - "walking there" from where ever you may live.

1st class - "on the back of a donkey" from where ever you may live.

 

[Ambrosious]

Call it a pilgrimage, and charge extra?

 

[LittleRedDevil]

HOLY(no pun intended)SHIT!

I would be struck dead if I walked anywhere near the place, I just know it. I'll just stick to Disney World.



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"Sometimes, fate just needs a swift kick in the ass."
-Megan Irwin, a girl I used to know

 

[WriterDom]

I hear the wine is excellent

 

[OUTSIDER]

Florida has a lot to answer for....

you'd think that after landing you all in the shit with GWB they'd have kept their heads down for a while.... if Jesus hadn't already got up and walked out of it, he'd be spinnig in his grave......

 

[Ambrosious]

I tried the wine, it tasted like water to me.

 

[Todd]

well as one of the minority groups supposeed ly represented by this park I call it a complete mockery and travesty. What in hades green acres were they thinking.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I don't know Todd. I just...

fucking don't know.

That's why I posted this.

It's amazing to me - I really want to know "who" is behind it.

 

[lollipopgirl]

Wonder if they are looking for half-naked women to play in Pharoah's harem??
Now that might be worth paying 17 bucks to go and see!

 

[Todd]

Re: I don't know Todd. I just...

fucking don't know.

That's why I posted this.

It's amazing to me - I really want to know "who" is behind it.

i will try and find out, but i bleive by a prileminary look that it would be a Organization somehow related to the Roman Catholics. No offense to the Catholics on this board but leadership had been making a move in the last 20+ years to be more all inclusive, and encompassing. but i could be wrong with this particular theme park

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah, you'd thing that because of Federal hiring laws...

They have to hire anybody who could do the work...

Can't ya just see - out by the back fence - the guy who plays Jude - smoking a joint with Mary?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And the new guy who plays Jesus.....

Here to fore - his claim to fame has been as an....

Elvis impersonator!

And he still has a lot of Elvis in his act - he can't loose it.

He still, says, "Thank you, thank you very much," to the audience when he's hanging on the cross.

 

[jcgirl]

Thats just damned freaky

 

[OUTSIDER]

Hey can one of you guy's get me a plastic dash board Jesus to put on top of my PC, the kind that wobble as you type...?

 

[CreamyLady]

Bad taste never lost anyone a dime yet, so I imagine the owners are going to reap rich profits.

One hopes they have ATM services somewhere other than the Temple area, though.

 

[Expertise]

Re: And the new guy who plays Jesus.....

Here to fore - his claim to fame has been as an....

Elvis impersonator!

And he still has a lot of Elvis in his act - he can't loose it.

He still, says, "Thank you, thank you very much," to the audience when he's hanging on the cross.

Somebody make me a fried peanut butter and 'nanner sandwhich and while your at it have some of the boys round up Mary Magdalene and send her to the Jungle Room. Oh Baby my mansion has many rooms

 

[OUTSIDER]

Little help....

What was the name of that song about a plastic dashboard Jesus called...?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Here's what I think....

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/orl-holy-02052001.story?coll=orl-home-headlines

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/orl-holyland020501.story

Yep boarder, we could have theme parks for everything now, hell I'm a First Amendment freak and theme parks fit right in. Yep, the KKK, Hitler and even Donald Trump. All theme's (scams) to get your hard earned dollar.

The thing about religion though, the thing about all religions, well, - all the most popular, time honored ones is - that they are all about "good" - what is good. Hence, since all religions are about "what is good" - then in fact they are all promoting the same exact thing - just in different ways. Then it would follow that divisiveness, or Competition for parishioners, or competition for parishioners money - is in fact greed - which is contrary to "the good" they are supposed to promote and therefore wrong.

Now, we all know that religious competition, jealousies, self-righteousness and zealot-like behavior - have always been a part of the religious human existence - one person of one religion "may" think they are superior to another from another religion. But just because this has always existed does not, by any means mean, that it's been anything other than wrong.

And I believe that when and how, whoever decided to build this park - took this dilemma (that aforementioned dilemma of religious competition) - "so public and so commercial" - well - it "magnifies" the those impurities. It flags the wrongness so much so, that it may be harmful.

And here's the kicker - not only will it prove harmful to the promoters of this project, and any religion closely tied to it - but it will prove harmful to "all" religions.

Thus - I believe that this has been perpetrated by the Devil - who else would want to scuttle and make look bad - all religions?