~This Can't Be Real!~

[ChaoticLil]

This dufus claims that he has proof that masturbation is bad, not only for you but for the nation in general

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

 

[nasty]

Don't listen to that idiot

I heard the exact opposite. If you don't wack off at least once a day, it can harm the prostate. Sounds fine to me.

 

[YoungGun69]

probably a real guys site but the info makes me laugh.
like this site.
http://www.banbreastfeeding.com/

 

[willywanker]

**Hard to type when your laughing this hard**

I've never read such crap in my life!!!!!

But I ended up almost scared. Here is one way they propose to "eliminate" masturbation.

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If we are to get tough on Masturbation, we must eliminate Masturbatory paraphernalia. This means outlawing such things as:
1. "Personal Vibrators" and other Masturbatory devices such as dildos and blow-up dolls.
2. ALL indecent art. This includes paintings, sculptures and photographs. We don't need the Victoria's Secret catalog! Simple, modest underwear would sell itself and minimize unGodly temptations.
3. Certain food. If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier for the women among us to resist the temptation to Masturbate.

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Do they really think this can be accomplished? To Weird.

 

[YoungGun69]

If they are gonna get rid of masturbation aids are they gonna make people wear mittens?

Here are some of the most common warning signs that your child may be Masturbating.

1. Does your teenager have acne? Masturbation often leads to excessive hormone production, which is the cause of acne. Very few teenagers who don't Masturbate have acne.

2. Is your teenager depressed? If a teenager acts sullen, withdrawn or unhappy the most likely cause is Chronic Masturbation.

3. Does your child lock his or her bedroom door? It is not healthy for a teen to want privacy. Chances are he or she is in there Masturbating!

4. Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.

5. Are there semen stains on your son's bed sheets or underwear? There's only one way they could have gotten there! Line up all of your sons at least twice a day for a family Prayer Meeting and Underwear Check!

6. Does your teenager have Liberal political opinions? The weakness of mind brought on by Self-Abuse often leads to left-wing sympathies.

7. Does your child wear fashionable clothing or hairstyles? If your child can't resist the peer pressure to look a certain way, he or she probably can't resist the peer pressure to Masturbate, either.

8. Does your child look guilty or deny Masturbating? Very few teenagers will openly admit to Masturbating!

9. Have you caught your child Masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating.

 

[Angel]

Good lord

I'm more concerned about the mental state of this woman and everyone around her :


CITIZENS AGAINST BREAST-FEEDING
RECOMMENDS CAESAREAN DELIVERY
WHENEVER POSSIBLE


Another traumatic experience for pregnant women is the breech birth of babies. An infant is forced through the uterus over the G spot that subjects the mother to great pain and great pleasure. This action can lead a woman to S&M addiction. Therefore, Citizens Against Breast-feeding recommends Caesarean delivery whenever possible.

 

[YoungGun69]

products to stop the chronic maturbator

http://free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/pants.jpg AM01: Anti-masturbation pants - £34.99
- made from toughened plastic available in 4 sizes
- locks prevent pants from being removed

http://free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/ring.jpg AM02: Anti-erection ring - £99.99
- delivers short, violent shock when penis becomes erect
- anti-handling device prevents ring being removed

http://free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/blanket.jpg AM04: Anti-nocturnal emission blanket - £49.99
- delivers electric shock when fibres in blanket become damp
- 100% effective in curing bed-wetting and wet dreams

http://free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/belt.jpg AM07: Female chastity belt - £44.99
- made from toughened plastic available in 4 sizes
- fastens tightly to ensure females cannot pleasure themselves

http://free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/helmet.jpg AM08: The "Helmet of Pure Thought" - £199.99
- banish lustful thoughts with this deluxe item
This deluxe item is used to eradicate lustful thoughts from the wearer. The helmet monitors brain waves and emits a nausea-inducing low frequency when sexual thoughts are detected. The wearer can be "tempted" with images of a sexual nature by looking into a visor (sold separately).

The perfect item to test whether your child is pure in thought

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Good lord

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"Another traumatic experience for pregnant women is the breech birth of babies. An infant is forced through the uterus over the G spot that subjects the mother to great pain and great pleasure. This action can lead a woman to S&M addiction. Therefore, Citizens Against Breast-feeding recommends Caesarean delivery whenever possible. "
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Oh my god! Does this mean every person's mother has a tendency towards S&M addiction?

Does any mother remember the "pleasure" of the baby passing over the G spot? As for me, there was too much pain during the first delivery and I was medicated for the second delivery. Hmmmm.

 

[registered "^^"]

MMOOOANNNNNN!!!

BRB.....close......MOOOOAAANNNNNNNNNN

 

[~melia~]

*Falls onto the floor in a fit of laughter*

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Ok, that is the most rediculous thing I have ever read.

 

[registered "^^"]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

now what was this thread about?

 

[YoungGun69]

NO THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS

Arrange your son's castration
Dr Martin Pew's surgery is located on the island of St Egdums', one of the few places where castration can be carried out legally. Dr Pew will castrate any boys under the age of 3 years, as if the operation is carried out at an older age the child could be traumatised and grow up disturbed by the experience.

We are aware that a plane trip to St Egdums' would be arduous and expensive, so the BCC and Dr Pew have a created a special mail order service. All you have to do is to post your son to us in a specially prepared parcel available from the BCC and we will take care of the rest. Make sure you use plenty of bubble wrap and a generous amount of cotton wool. And don't forget the air holes! It might also be an idea to mark you parcel "fragile".

When the parcels arrive a team of nurses will look after your sons and they will undergo surgery at the earliest opportunity. All babies will be returned 28 days after the operation when they have had a chance to recover from the procedure.

The operation costs £900, which includes fees for looking after your son for up to 4 weeks. To arrange your son's castration simply write to the BCC and request a free information pack which will explain the procedure in more depth. So don't delay, write today!

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHETHER YOUR SON IS ELIGIBLE FOR A FREE CASTRATION

Dr Pew and the BCC regret that no refunds will be made if your son dies in transit or during the operation.

 

[Cheyenne]

Please tell me none of you people believed any of this stuff to be serious!

 

[YoungGun69]

Its so over the top they have to be a joke but alot of people think they are real!

 

[Beebeeblue]

I've seen some stupid shit in my life...but this about tops it all. Ok, now, it DOES top it all.



Rosa attempted intercourse with an attractive stockbroker but she always failed to reach climax.

Stop me here if I sound dumb, but...MAYBE THIS GUY HAS A 2 INCH DICK ????

 

[LRC]

Re: Re: Good lord

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"Another traumatic experience for pregnant women is the breech birth of babies. An infant is forced through the uterus over the G spot that subjects the mother to great pain and great pleasure. This action can lead a woman to S&M addiction. Therefore, Citizens Against Breast-feeding recommends Caesarean delivery whenever possible. "
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Oh my god! Does this mean every person's mother has a tendency towards S&M addiction?

Does any mother remember the "pleasure" of the baby passing over the G spot? As for me, there was too much pain during the first delivery and I was medicated for the second delivery. Hmmmm.

i'm here to tell ya ....... nothing about child birth is pleasurable except when you finally get to see your baby's face ....and hear him or her cry for the first time ......

 

[morninggirl5]

The Citizens Against Breastfeeding People were guests on a radio program here in May. These people are actually serious.

Women who breast-feed enjoy an erotic experience that offensively imposes oral gratification on innocent infants. This reprehensible act teaches children illicit sex that subsequently manifests promiscuity, homosexuality and addiction to cybersex.

So how many of you were breastfed???

Not me, guess that's why I'm still so innocent.

 

[YoungGun69]

I wonder what people turned to before computers and cybersex?
Erotic chat on real buliten boards?

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ps. nice avatar LRC
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