I would be sharing a pizza with Phil while riding him (), screaming "Fuck me like the whore that I am!" and crying that it would be our last 30 mins together in this life.
Since I'm almost never the first one to find out anything, I'd probably only have about thirty seconds instead of thirty minutes. That's assuming I heard about it at all.
So I'd probably just recap my vocabulary of curses and prayers.
I would Fuck the Shit out of the oldlady,get my bottle of Finlandie Vodka,and have a couple good snorts,puff on a burner & a cigarette at the same time,and come to Literotica,and tell you all'"SEEYA!"••••••••"Hey Wizard!"•••(LMFAO)••••Think that pool will take all that abuse?
I would spend my last 30 mintues with my fiancee-fuck his brains out & then hopefully, slip away quietly to be with my loved ones that have gone before me.
Eh? I'd probably read Fantastic Alice one more time and think about how meaningless everything is. Then I'd take a walk outside to some peaceful place where I could be alone, lay on my back, and watch the clouds roll by.
BWA HA HA! from the darkest of dungons returns ROLAND GILLIAD (Man this place has gone to hell scince i stopped loitering)
but seeing as how ill be leaving for a trip to europe for 3 months in a Forgin Exchange program (HA HA!) I guess ill post a little bit here.
I would do the following things
2 minutes- Scream and panic
8 minutes- Fuck the Shit outa my wife
5 minutes- Tell my boss, my lawyer, and The Bank manager that they are Fucking jackasses
5 minutes- Say bye to all my loved ones and Curse god a few times
5 minutes- Eat 10 candy bars and 10 Bags of chips
2 minutes- Claim to have Found Religion.
2 minutes- Walk into the middle of the street and moon the (bomb,meteor, Giant Winged thing of death)
1 minute- Wonder what its like in heaven.
and thats my awanser. sorry its long but im a fast worker. *Grinz* Oh well cyall later.
Umm, I would say that I'd go on a huge killing spree (if you're gonna go out, you might as well take out a few with you) but I don't want to scare anyone. I think I'd hate to die a vigin, so I'd find some girl that was either asleep or blind. Then I'd probably cry and walk to a beach to feel the sand between my toes and watch it sift through my fingers.
Well, that's one response to the world ending that I didn't expect. I take it you like clouds as well?
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You're right, though. I seriously doubt anybody would be able to have sex knowing that they would die in 30 minutes. It's just long enough to fully realize what is about to happen, and to think about some of the things you never had a chance to do.
Okay, you got me. I don't have a fucking clue what I would do!