Think you got it bad? Consider this

[willywanker]

How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once.

You only get eaten once.

It takes four minutes to get hard.

But only two minutes to get soft.

You share your box with eleven other guys.

But worst of all: The only chick that ever sat on
your face was your mother.

 

[cherrypop]

Willy..Willy..Willy

*snickers*
You slay me.

 

[Problem Child]

And if your mama was an Emu, you get boiled and fucked by Todd.

 

[Fleshmachine]

Some people aren't even that lucky.

 

[Simply Me]

Feeling a little envious of the egg right now..sigh..