Think up ways to fuck with the TSA.

[Betticus]

There has to be lots of neat ideas we can come up with... I'd thought of making a clothing line that has metallic fibers woven into the cloth so that the scanners only get a pic of you in your clothes.. or doing silk screen print shirts that have rf reflecting inks that spell out things you can only see on the scanner like "fuck the TSA" and other such stuff like the 4th amendment or a simple phrase like "weapon of ass destruction" and an arrow pointing down to your crotch.

Popping viagra pre-security screening and making some very graphic noises during the search would be hilarious too. Also, refuse the private room and force em to tug on your winkie in public.

 

[where]

just go commando in a lame` suit.

 

[the captians wench]

Mom said she heard of a group who's decided to go to the airport only wearing underware.

I supose this would also work if you just painted yourself in latex and only that.

 

[WriterDom]

We can force them to unionize and make it impossible to fire them while they rake in about 40% more than the private sector.

That will fuck them up good!

 

[KoPilot]

Wear a bathing suit under your clothes with "Fuck the TSA" written in huge letters on your back or something, then take all your clothes off and stick em in the Xray bins.

Though apparently they did detain a man back in 2006 who write "Kip Hawley is an idiot" on a bag he was carrying: http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/trav...ed-tsa-checkpoint-about-25-minutes-today.html

So who knows what they'd try to do if you decided to do something more outlandish.

 

[roscho]

It's pretty much a no-win. They see 50-100k people a day, I'm guessing they've seen it all. Anything you can come up with will not be as disgusting as what "normal" people show up with all day long.

I liken it to the garbage man. When they change a policy and make me put my bin in a certain place, I just do it. I'm sure some people get all pissed and try to give them super bad smelly stuff, but they're garbage men - they get loads of it anyway. I am just thankful I'm not a garbage man.

As soon as somebody tries or succeeds using a hollowed tube up their ass to get explosives past security, cavity searches will be next.

This is a slippery slope to hell that we're on, and we decided as a nation 10 years ago to begin reducing liberty. The next steps are obvious.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Let's get rid of scanners and go with an Israeli system. Just hire about 100k plains-clothes agents and turn them loose in the airports with full powers to detain and interrogate according to some scheme known only to them.

 

[00Syd]

Ladies, wear your strap on through security.

Fellas, go commando in a kilt.

 

[Slightlybentrod]

Before you go through the xray scanner tape foil letters to your chest spelling out;

"SCREW THIS!"

of course you'd have to get in line a day before your flight cause you're gonna be there a while...

 

[DVS]

Just make yourself aluminum foil bikini underwear or even better, something with metal threads woven in. You go through the scanner, no problem, but they won't see your private parts.

Or, you can take off your clothes to bikini underwear. I saw two women on TV that wore bikinis. They stood in line and removed their clothes, and it was obvious that they had no concealed weapons.

One guy walked up in a speedo and was told to put on a shirt. If it were me, I'd tell him to put on pants!

 

[brioche]

Adam Savage from Mythbusters got through the scanner with 2 12" razorblades in his jacket. So they saw his junk, but completely missed the potential weapon.

I believe his comment was WTF,TSA?

linky-dink

 

[lovebound]

I wonder if those scanners would pick up ben wah balls in one's vajayjay.

 

[Etoile]

I wonder if those scanners would pick up ben wah balls in one's vajayjay.

I've heard they don't penetrate into body cavities, so probably not.

This is cool, though:
http://www.feminisnt.com/2010/my-ex...-at-seatac-as-a-nearly-naked-enfant-terrible/

 

[Betticus]

I've heard they don't penetrate into body cavities, so probably not.

This is cool, though:
http://www.feminisnt.com/2010/my-ex...-at-seatac-as-a-nearly-naked-enfant-terrible/

That's great.

I'd like to go thru one dressed up as a flaming leather daddy.

 

[JMohegan]

You people are fucking amateurs.

If you want to harass workers trying to earn a living in a thankless, stressful, low-pay job, why not try some good old-fashioned homophobic bullying?

http://www.wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=2182930

 

[00Syd]

You people are fucking amateurs.

If you want to harass workers trying to earn a living in a thankless, stressful, low-pay job, why not try some good old-fashioned homophobic bullying?

http://www.wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=2182930

Bahaha amazing!

Somewhat similarly, check out this article that I just came across today: http://current.com/shows/upstream/92829316_man-arrested-after-ejaculating-during-tsa-pat-down.htm

I don't know how true this story is, but honestly, I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[YourCaptor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bp5_1mywJg

 

[Vixandra]

That's great.

I'd like to go thru one dressed up as a flaming leather daddy.

Technically speaking, if there's no metal outside zippers (lots of zippers) you're good to go. Video would be a must through.

 

[lovebound]

That's great.

I'd like to go thru one dressed up as a flaming leather daddy.

Take a picture, okay?

 

[graceanne]

You people are fucking amateurs.

If you want to harass workers trying to earn a living in a thankless, stressful, low-pay job, why not try some good old-fashioned homophobic bullying?

http://www.wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=2182930

Who wants to bet he looks at gay porn when no one is looking?

 

[lovebound]

Who wants to bet he looks at gay porn when no one is looking?

I think he's got daddy issues.

 

[Mr_J]

have a magnet in your jacket, that way when it goes through x-ray, they wouldn't know what happened

 

[Netzach]

Let's get rid of scanners and go with an Israeli system. Just hire about 100k plains-clothes agents and turn them loose in the airports with full powers to detain and interrogate according to some scheme known only to them.

But still - just pile in the cargo.

 

[YourCaptor]

A shirt that says "WTF TSA"

Or a shirt and pants that has arrows pointing to lots of places that says "touch here" "and here" "and squeeze this" etc

"I think someone owes me breakfast"

 

[teknight]

have a magnet in your jacket, that way when it goes through x-ray, they wouldn't know what happened

It's been a long, long time since my last physics lesson...What would the magnet achieve?